#this thing

He's just a baby ✨ 💫

Bonus of William carrying Est:

y'all I cannot believe I didn't know the Mattel What's Her Face line had pets

this naked pink bean is absolutely blowing my mind

edit: oh my god ohmygod

You think you're content to wait out the end of the world here, to die alone. And you curl up with that intent, knowing that soon you'll become one of those creatures that may be given a swift end by someone passing by.

Then the tannoy crackles.

"You planning on dying down here, bird? Get up."

You startle awake, the deep rasp like rolling thunder. "H-hello?"

"I said on your feet."

You can't help it. You obey, scrambling to stand. It's the first semblance of order you've seen since this whole nightmare began. Like the weak minded human you are, you cling to it.

"Good girl. Listen close. World's gone to hell and nobody is coming to save us. Do what you're told, when you're told, and I'll keep you alive. Understood?"

"Who are you?" You ask aloud.

"Ghost. You in or not?"

You have no idea who this is. You have no idea if he's good, or bad. But right now, he's the only guide you have.

Is there really much choice?

I jest, but actually I can’t stop thinking about this HOW STRONG IS ELIJAH??????? HOW THE FUCK DID HE CARRY AN ENTIRE GRANDFATHER CLOCK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS???? AND A MASSIVE HEFTY TOWER???? HE WAS OUT THERE DRAGGING AROUND THE DEAD WEIGHT OF WILD CATTLE!!!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ADULT COW NEXT TO A HUMAN?????? THOSE THINGS ARE ABSOLUTE UNITS, MASSIVE, HEAVY, HOW WAS HE MOVING ALL THAT??????