(sobbing uncontrollably) yeah I think they're pretty neat

fanfiction isn't enough i need every dialogue exchange of theirs etched into my bones and every scene of them together burned behind my eyelids until i know them better than i know my own skin, my hands, the sound of my name

I simply can't do secondary pairings or thirds when it comes to my otp/liked pairings. Like, it takes so much for me to stomach that, and it genuinely ruins the vibe because I can't get into it even if it's *chefs kiss* written. aware that this is probably a hella hot take and to each their own but just....thoughts

Being a late arrival to a fandom ship with one character who has been canonically dead since 2017 is a lot like growing up in a small town. After a couple of years, you reach upper classperson status. That author of that widely-read fic? Yeah, we didn’t overlap, but I know of them. I’ve heard really good things and that they’re happy since graduating. Oh, look, new first years are joining us!

my babygirl! (kills people often and feels no remorse)

if i had a nickel for every time there was a piece of media with a puss in boots character and a wolf that is the literal representation of death i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right