Jan 23, 2014
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in you?
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
