#this is 2014

When I told my friend about this she kinda laughed and was like "oh ahha you're relationship is developing so fast."  And I just kinda shrugged like what?  Are we supposed to keep five feet of space between us for an undetermined amount of weeks before I'm finally allowed to hold his hand? whatever?

Then she realizes that I'm not going to share a bed with my roommate and I'm going to share one with my boyfriend and she gasped so freaking loudly that other people (who I didn't know) looked over and started listening in when she said, "I was just joking about you guys moving too fast earlier! but you're actually going to share a bed with him?  That's too fast you're-," 

and I just didn't want to hear it because why is it so bad that my boyfriend is going to share a bed with me tonight? SO I cut her off with,

"Good thing it isn't your relationship then."