#this au

ALRIGHTY (cracks finger) let’s get into it

So this jimmy snakes is for my Siren Stan Au inspired again by the lovely @aroace-get-out-of-my-face Mermaid Stan Au

Time for the yapping

So jimmy is originally from New Orleans but moved to Texas with mom at a young age. His mom is a full on witch and taught jimmy a lot about the supernatural world, the dangers of demon and spirits. Also teaches him how to use Hex’s and Curses along with prices each one would cause. But sadly jimmys mom dose pass away around when jimmy is 16 and around the same time is when he meets a demon. (I haven’t thought of a name yet but let me know if ya have any suggestions)

This demon makes a deal with jimmy. In exchange for letting them live inside his soul they will make sure NO ONE harms him as well as anyone jimmy hold dear. Jimmy’s thinks it’s to good to be true, ask the demon what the catch is but the demon has no answer only “I don’t have a reason to keep going but i feel I should live anyway”. Jimmy takes the deal, so anytime at night when Jimmy calls the demon takes over and he strangely looks a lot like ghost rider weird…

So jimmy eventually forms a gangs and then when he’s 20 he meets Stan also 20 or at least he just turned twenty as they both meet when Stan is getting shit faced on his birthday lol

Jimmy sees Stan quite a few time after there first time meeting leading to Stan joining there gang. While Jim and Stan never admit that they might have something more to them then friends they never manage to say anything.

Stan stays with Jimmy for a year until till… one day Stan makes a mistake.. like a big one. And he knows Jimmy can protect him but believing Jimmy shouldn’t have to deal with his shit, leaves their apartment with nothing more than a note.

Jim is sad, and angry and…. He dosed know what to do so he take a note from Stan and just drives. He drives across places and town helping people with the things his mother taught him for 4 years.

Until something changes, a charm he kept that tells jim it something has happened to a certain person and Stans charm just gave the sign for death and for 5 mins (which feel like hours) Jim starts at it praying for it to give him another sign and…. It dose… it goes right back to normal….

Now Jim could always track Stan thanks to charm but Jim just didn’t know what he would say to Stan if he saw him again, would he punch him? Hug him, kis…. He didn’t know but NOW he knows what he needs to do.

Using the charm and some other lower class spells. He tracks Stan to Gravity falls ( definitely a weird ass town) and to a cabin in the woods and it takes a bit of nervs but finally knocks and… well that can’t be Stan can it?

???: Can I help you ?

Jim: Stan?

???:Your looking for brother…one sec

As the twin (which Jim is known for remembering Stan has, what’s his name ? ford I think ?) goes to get Stan he stops and stares at Jim

Ford: You aren’t here to harm Stanley..are you? (With glare that could wilt flower)

(Makes sense he ask that knowing Stan)

Jim: no, I just want to talk

Ford looks at him up and down and then calls for Stan. Gesturing Jim to come in

Jim hear the creaking of the stairs and a familiar yet way gruffer voice (which how???) say “ alright, what ya want Poindex….” And stop and stare at Jim eyes wide and mouth open “….Jimmy”

The two stared at each for what seem like while and just a jimmy is about to finally say something…. Stan faints

Ford catches him is quick to say that everything is fine a Stan just needed some water. Muttering about how much more his body needed water now..what ever that means

All Jimmy knows is this is gonna be an interesting next couple of days…

THATS ALL FOR NOW!

haha Obliviated Ravenclaw!Snape who doesn't understand why people in Slytherin watch him so intently, haha Obliviated Ravenclaw!Snape who slowly realizes he doesn't even know who is mother is

haha Obliviated Ravenclaw!Snape stuck with voices and horrible suppressed memories from his childhood

In a string of hilarious events, Dipper, a normal boy somehow ends up saving the world from alien invasion by winning a game of tag against the alien race's beloved princess Pacifica. (Much like the beginning of the anime/manga). But he not only did he save the world, he also unintentionally has become engaged to the very alien he'd beaten! That's where the similarities to the source material ends as it goes in a direction much like the GF show. Where stuff is weird and strange but with a boy meets alien twist to it.

Characters that I've thought of so far:

Pacifica: An alien ogre princess of a race of fighters. Her abilities range from being able to fly, to conducting electricity at will. Her appearance would much that of Lum (the character she'd be somewhat playing). Pacifica can be a bit mean sometimes but beneath the surface lays a kind soul.

Dipper: Just an average man who's been randomly selected by a super computer to compete against Pacifica in a game of tag. Which he ends up winning. Doesn't really change much character wise, still awkward and a bit snippy and sarcastic which drives Paz up the wall.

Fiddleford: Cuz he deserves it, technically the king of the oni race. The adoptive father of Pacifica, Fiddleford's abilities are strength as well as having the ability to breathe fire. (Which works wonders for his welding and inventions). Stays with Paz on her time on Earth to help her out when needed.

Stanford: Dipper's uncle who's in charge of the strange and paranormal. Is absolutely loving the fact that aliens exist and wants to study Pacifica and Fiddleford so effing bad it's not even funny. May also develop a crush on a certain oni king lol.

Mabel: The twin of Dipper and the one who's determined to become friends with the alien princess if just to see her electricity in action due to how bright and vivid it is. Character wise doesn't change much.

Stanley: Dipper and Mabel's other uncle who to is over the moon about the aliens but not for the reason Ford is. Rather he's excited about the royalty part. Can't wait to get some funds towards the Mystery Shack from the Northwest-Mcgucket family, who honestly don't mind too much lol.

ooooh if you’re talking about my adoptive brother touya in particular, he’s just fucking awful on all fronts every which way you spin it, which means he is the black sheep of the family and thus does not get along with any of his siblings. he’s ostracized and he has been for a long time (due to various reasons but especially due to him being the ‘difficult child’ and the most explosively emotional out of all of his siblings), and it kind of fed into a self-fulfilling prophecy; you want me to be bad? fine, i will be the absolute fucking worst, always.

with that being said, absolutely no one is surprised that he has taken to the adoptee (in a way, he has no one else to keep him company, even as a child). absolutely no one was surprised that he worked so hard to corrupt her—even though she still tries to resist it, every day; fights him tooth and nail on every single tiny thing (and he loves it, loves that he gets under her skin so easily, loves that she lets him fester there even though she claims to ‘hate’ him)—and absolutely no one is surprised that he’s doing such disgusting, unspeakable things to her, with her. she is, also, in a way and unintentionally, othered by the family. sure, she’s their precious little princess and they spoil the fuck outta her, but she is still the charity case. she is still the one from outside. she is still the one with the tragic background. so it’s only natural that on some subconscious level she gravitates toward touya, and he toward her.