#thirst chat

a class sleepover goes off the deep end.

Midnight had planned a class sleepover in an attempt to lighten the mood after the training camp incident

Really it meant that the dorm common room had been converted into sleeping space with blankets everywhere.

Their dorm has many rules. One of them being, whatever happens, doesn’t leave the dorm

It doesn’t mean they follow that rule

But it does mean they can get away with using alcohol in party games

As well as enjoying Seros specialty brownies

Someone suggests they play a combo of truth or dare and never have I ever

They persuade Aizawa to play with the promise of he can get drunk and they won’t tell anyone.

Mina looks at y/n and smirks

“Never have I been dicked down over my boyfriend's fathers desk”

She shrugs and takes a shot

Iida pulls up with “never have I ever done drugs”

The whole bakusquad goes down

Along with the teachers and y/n

“Never have I ever said the wrong name during sex.”

Y/n is on her 13th shot

Mina is shook

“Is there anything you haven’t done?”

“I haven’t done you”

Aizawa downs the rest of his beer rendering himself shitfaced.

“Never have I ever Stole something with a higher value than $10.”

Everyone but Momo Todorokoki and Iida take a shot.

“Never have I ever had an orgy”

The teachers exchange a look

They each take a shot

Shinsou screams

Mic smiling like a maniac staring at Aizawa: "Never have I ever accidentally let out a meow during sex"

Aizawa takes a shot and Y/N looks Mic dead in the eye

“accidentally huh? So you only do it on purpose?"

He stands up and leaves.

I crave a semi crack fic where the reader takes Kirishima shopping for crocs bc 1) makes him happy and 2) the looks of disgust their classmates give when they see Kirishima wear said crocs

Kiri knew people would never agree to go croc shopping with him, so he asked the resident girlfriend Y/N.

The store was a whole cursed hell hole and she was living for it

A chance to make all of her friends die inside, and a chance to make her strange bf super happy?? She’d never say no

At first, he goes for some like regular red crocs

But she fuckin

Stomps over with these thigh high MONSTROSITIES

and he buys them so fast

When they get back to the dorms she calls everyone down and Kiri is just

sort of squat standing?? In the middle of the room with these awful boots

His bottom of his cargo shorts have been tucked into his pockets so you can see the full extent of the shoe

Shinsou is the first one to come down and he just

stops on the stairs

and looks into the corner like its a camera on the office

everyone else shows up and Mina is screaming

Bakugou is trying to burn them

Denki is slav squatting in front of Kiri to protecc the boots.

Y/N is wheeze laughing so hard Shinsou thinks she might die.

Kiri refuses to take off the boots and has been wearing them for the past week.

He can shower with them on so it’s less gross than it could be

But he gets water ALL OVER THE DORMS

you can hear the squelching of the water in his boots as he walks and Sero has vomited from it at least twice.

Alright, so Eraser daddy recognizes Hitoshi's username, but Shinzo doesn't know this, yeah? He says in the thirst chat he wants to eat out his crush... Aizawa's reaction to this?? Bonus if the crush is the girl that called him and mic "eraser daddy" and "loud daddy" respectively lmao

after Aizawa comes forward about being in the chat he knows he needs to talk to Shinsou

“Alright Hitoshi, we need to have a talk about sex.”

“Sure dad, what do you wanna know?”

Shinsou is a shit

Aizawa just wants to die

“I really don’t want to know anything, Hitoshi.”

“Why ask? Don’t you want to know what they say about you?”

Hitoshi, I want to know what they say the same amount as I want to know about your interest in Y/N”

“I’m assuming it’s lots since you asked”

“No. It’s none I don’t want to hear about it”

When Yamada comes home it’s a nightmare

“Y/N calls me Daddy. Remember that.”

“She might have called you that in class but it was me she was screaming it for over the desk later.”

Aizawa slams his hands on the table and goes to bed

“Adopt a son they said, it will be fine they said”

Yamada inwardly screams and is debating on if he should set his desk on fire

when he gets home from school the next day there’s a box of condoms and a note

y/n is a genius

an absolute genius

she’d been learning one very specific dance to reveal her identity to the chat

Seeing as Mina, Shinsou, Aizawa, Midnight, and Mic are the only ones who know

she doesn’t care who knows. She has no fears

so with Mina behind standing behind the coffee table in the dorm living room

It began

Y/n began dancing with mina cheering her on

Booty shorts not covering much

and her lace bra could be seen through her mesh top

she is a true hoe

what they didn’t account for though

was that it was inspection day

Aizawa opens the door and steps in to see his sons girlfriend dancing on film

Y/N looks over at him but doesn’t stop dancing

Aizawa looks horrified and coughs.

Mina keeps filming

“I was doing an erotic dance for my friends and you ruined it. I was in the zone and my friends were loving it”

Aizawa uses his capture scarf on her.

“So that’s where Hitoshi gets it from!”

He leaves SO FAST

Mina is laughing so hard.

the video is sent to chat.

Aizawa tracks down his son

“control your girlfriend.”

Shinsou smirks

“She’s everybody's girlfriend”

Mic is hosting a school assembly when he manages to trip and fall. It's dead silent before all of a sudden all the students chant "Mic Drop"

The kids had been waiting for this moment since day one

It was intense, waiting for him to fall, knowing when to shout

Mental hell

But then it happens

It wasn’t what they had expected

But when he trips over a cord and falls

It goes quiet

One kid nods

And in one fluid motion

All the kids stand up

Point at him

And shout “MIC DROP”

he's stunned

Where the fuck did they learn this?

How the fuck did they coordinate it so well

He doesn't know but he screams

The first year group chat gets a message

I'm requesting the continuation of the @ Eraser on the thirst post. Staff starts trying to crack down on thirst chats. Aizawa ends up back in the Horny on Main chat to shut it down. One student becomes legendary for not giving a fuck and deadass replies "crush me with your thighs Eraser Daddy".

Staff wants shit dealt with

They aren't sure who is who everyone uses screen names and they change often

So to solve this

They send in Aizawa

Undercover

Like a bunch of idiots

Mic sets up the account, he's the only one who knows how to pretend to be a teen

So using the name “PurittoKing” he infiltrates the chat

Oh boy he was not prepared

Aside from the constant open talks about wanting to fuck or be fucked

He sees a name he knows for a fact is not only his student

But his son

ToeBeans

He joins the chat

And reluctantly starts talking about mic

A few days go by and he slips up

He tells Shinsou to cut the shit and to stop talking about his classmates in front of him

The group chat finds out SO FAST

of course, the same student who called mic “Loud Daddy” starts typing

Y/N: Crush me with your thighs Eraser Daddy

He leaves and hears manic laughter coming from one of the dorm rooms.

He will never look at Y/N again.

prompt: aizawa makes a groupchat for his family, it goes to shit.

The group chat was totally made for family stuff

It derailed so fast

Aizawa was sure it would be at least a few days before Mic started sending weird shit

He was wrong

It took an hour

Shinsou hopped on the bandwagon SO FAST

“Hey Hizashi, how long did it take for you to use your quirk while fuckin’ dad?”

Aizawa dropped his phone in the staff room

Nemuri totally questioned it

“Did Hizashi send you nudes again?”

“How long did it take for you to mimic chicks voices to get off?”

“Fuck you old man”

“At least I get laid you little shit”

Aizawa dies a little inside

“Stop telling my son about our sex life”

“YOU ADMITTED IT DAD”

When shinsou gets a girlfriend Mic is so prepared

“I bet the only reason you wanted that scarf is so you could tie (y/n) up

“Like dad doesn’t do the same to you”

Hizashi spits out his coffee

“You aren’t wrong.” -Aizawa

You can bet your ass Aizawa has left and joined the group chat multiple times

Shinsou probably runs a twitter where he posts screencaps of the chat

“My family is better than your family”

Shinsou’s girlfriend totally messes with Mic in the halls

“Bondage huh, who’d’ve thought” before snickering and walking off