See, it was a long, looong time ago, when I was but a wee young lad..
For some reason which I cannot recall, I tried to come up with a good username for myself. By stitching together letters I figured would fit pretty much. What I ended up with was THEO. Or TEO, don't remember. I genuinely thought it was so unique and no one else came up with something like that. (Because I really cared for that back then. Like, really.) That was obviously completely wrong and I quickly found out it was maybe one of the most common internet names for things ever. As some kind of prophetic divine punishment I recon. And that hurt my precious little ego. A lot. But since I wasn't willing to just give up a word I made up myself with my own two hemispheres, I got to modifying it. By making it sound more fancy, or lordly because that was somehow related. That's how I got THEONNOR. In a rebellious subversion of fate I definitely ended up succeeding in making it unique. I'm pretty sure this word wasn't used by anyone but yours truly *bats eyelashes* on the internet at all, at least as far as google is concerned. That's pretty much it. Funnily enough, I don't really vibe with this name anymore, but so far I failed to figure out anything else, save for one that turned out to have been taken by Brazilian football fans. Though I couldn't get it to not look like an international travel document anyway. For now one placeholder is Merlin (feminine, because it's funnier and i'm not gonna argue with dazed 3 am wisdom (though pronouns are still whatever)) and I'm partial towards Lice.