100 Specific questions we answer for no apparent reason!
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We know everyone has missed us so we have came back to answer really important questions! Â Just for you!Â
So sit back and enjoy our answers. Â Or weâll send someone after you. Â Or sit at your window breathing heavily on the glass.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Wendy: Closed. But so many closet jokes here.
Jill: Closed. Â Because how else are you going to keep out the monsters.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
W: Depends. What hotel am I staying at? Â How much did I pay for the hotel?
J: No
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
W: I donât know. Â Maybe Jill can tell you ;)
J: Iâm not sure. Â I start off all nice and neat and then it ends up with the quilt over my head.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
W: Yeah, the STOP sign. Â Never stopped me. Â Such a rebel BA DA TSSSS
J: Nope
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
W: I suppose so.
J: Love post-it notes. Â I thank Lisa Kudrow everyday for inventing them.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
W: Yes?
J: Yes?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
W: Swarm of bees. Â At least I have a chance of survival and get free honey out of it.
J: I reckon, just because Wendy said bees, Iâm going to go for a big bear. Â My chances of running away from a big bear is more likely than running away from a swarm of bees. Â Besides, it might be a big teddy bear.
8: Do you have freckles?
W: Yes
J: Yes
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
W: Only funeral ones. Â KIDDING!
J: Yes, except for the sneaky ones that Wendy takes of me.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
W: My biggest one would probably be bad manners.. in anyone. Â There is no need to be a dick or plain right rude for no reason. Â Donât be a dick!
J: Same
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
W: Sometimes. Â If you step on a crack, you break your motherâs back.
J: Sometimes. Â If you step on a poo, you have a dirty shoe.
12: Have you ever been camping?
W: This one time in band camp...
J: Iâve been half camping.
13: How long has it been since you've been camping?
W: 2 Summers ago
J: Same
W: It was with me!!
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
W: Only when no one is watching.
J: Â All the time.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
W: Nope
J: Nope
16: How many people have you spent time with this week?
W: Â I have to count??? Â Maaaaan, they didnât warn me about this when I started answering these questions :(
J: Many. Lots.
17: What size is your bed?
W: King size
J: Double
18: What is your Song of the week?
W: Vienna - Billy Joel
J: Holiday - MadonnaÂ
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
W: Sure! Itâs only a colour. Â Why wouldnât it be?
J: Of course it is.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
W: Yup!
J: Absolutely!
21: Whatâs your least favourite movie?
W: Under the Skin.. because f*ck that movie.
J: Springbreakers (Spring break Yâallll)
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
W: On a deserted island.. duh.
J: I think that would be telling.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
W: Water or tea!
J: Water, juice or tea.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
W: Â If these are McDonaldâs chicken nuggets then itâll would be McDonaldâs curry sauce dip. Â If these are just regular, bog standard chicken nuggets, then itâll be ketchup.
J: The nearest condiment.
25: What is your favourite food?
W: Â Hard question since I love food. Â Perhaps sushi or anything Italian.
J: All.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
W: When the questions says âmoviesssssâ does it mean a movie series?  Or is it just a typo?  Well, the one MOVIE I would watch over and over again would be Battle Royale.
J: Harry Potter
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
W: You!
J: The Dazzler
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
W: Â Mixed scout! Â Kidding, I donât know what that is..Â
J: Nope
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
W: Â Depends. Â Would this magazine be seen by the public? Â And how much money would I get? Â Do I get to see Jill pose nude in a magazine? Â All questions are relevant :)
J: Â Nope, nope, nope
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
W: Â Erm, about 3 months ago.
J: Â Eeeeeerrrrmmmm.... I canât remember the last time.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
W: Â I can top up the oil in my car but what do you mean it needs changed??!
J: Â Nooooooooo.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
W: Â Nope, law abiding citizen here
J: Â Nope.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
W: Â Yes, I once farted so much I ran out of gas.
J: Â Yes but a few more sprouts sorted me right out.
34: Favourite kind of sandwich?
W: I donât think I have one..... I mean, if I walked into a shop what sandwich would I get? Â Hmmmmm?
J: Â Egg and onion
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
W: Â I donât like breakfast food... so Iâll go with... something nutritious.
J: Â Today I had... chopped banana, blueberries and mixed nuts. Â Which totally cancels out the lemon tart I also had.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
W: Â When the wolf howls at the moon.
J: Whenever Iâm tired?
37: Are you lazy?
W: Â Only when I want to be.
J: Â Sometimes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
W: Â I didnât celebrate Halloween until I met Jill.
J: Â A Witch
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
W: Rabbit (not all rabbits are the same... seen that in an Ann Summers shop)
J: Â Tiger (Tigers will eat you as soon as look as you... didnât see that in an Ann Summers shop).
40: How many languages can you speak?
W: Â 2!
J: Â Almost one
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
W: Â Nope
J: Â Nope
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
W: Â No idea what Lincoln logs are... so I will go with legos.
J: Â Donât know what Lincoln logs are... legos!
43: Are you stubborn?
W: Â I can be if I want to be
J: Â Not really.
44: Who is betterâŠLeno or Letterman?
W: Â Neither!
J: Â Neither, donât really watch them
45: Ever watch soap operas?
W: Â Yes, Neighbours and Sunset Beach! Â Not anymore though!
J:  Iâm pretty much a soap opera âmagazineâ.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
W: Â ish... not really but kinda am.
J: Â No.
47: Do you sing in the car?
W: Â Yes
J: Â Yes
48: Do you sing in the shower?
W: Â yes
J: Â Yes
49: Do you dance in the car?
W: No, Iâm driving!
J: Â Yes
50: Ever used a gun?
W: Â Yes. Â But I was in a gun range... not on a shooting rampage...
J: Â Shooting range in Vegas!
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
W: Â Professionally.. it was my graduation.
J: Â Graduation!
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
W: Â Never! Â Love them so much
J: Â Love them
53: Is Christmas stressful?
W: Â Not really
J: Â No itâs magical.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
W: Â Yes, was in Poland two years ago!
J: Â Nope
55: Favourite type of fruit pie?
W: Â Apple Pie
J: Â You canât beat apple
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
W: Â I wanted to be a ninja. Â Still do.
J: Â When I was a kid, I wanted to be hairdresser and have my own salon
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
W: Â Nope
J: Â Yip.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
W: Â Iâm having one right now
J: Â Only if there is a glitch in the Matrix
59: Take a vitamin daily?
W: Â Nope!
J: Â Nope.
60: Wear slippers?
W: Â Yes, what else do you wear in the house on your feet?
J: Â Sometimes
61: Wear a bath robe?
W: Â All the time, like Hugh Hefner only less creepy...
J: Â Yip!
62: What do you wear to bed?
W: Â Nothing at all. Â Kidding! Â Bed clothes.. duh.
J: Â PJâs!
63: First concert?
W: Â Christina Aguilera Dirrty Tour
J: Â ABBA Tribute
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
W: Â Neither. Â Asda
J: Â Donât have any here!
65: Nike or Adidas?
W: Â Puma
J: Adidas.  Simply because of the poppers bottoms that everyone had in the 90âČs!
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
W: Â Our equivalent is Wotsits .. so Iâll go with that
J: Â Wotsits
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
W: Â Peanuts
J: Â Peanuts
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
W: Â Nope. Â Only know it as a French word
J: Et tu?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
W: Â Are you saying that Iâm a bad dancer??
J: Â No, Iâm just naturally good.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
W: Â Yes, a stripper. Â Hehe, not really.
J: Â I heard there was a 007 vacancy.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
W: Â Of course!
J: Â Yes
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
W: Â Everyday of my life
J: Â Nope
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
W: Â I donât think I have...
J: Â Many, many times! Â I once cried over someone giving me a small box of Roses.
74: Own any record albums?
W: Â yes
J: Yes
75: Own a record player?
W: Â Yes
J: Â No, but I know 3 people who does
76: Regularly burn incense?
W: Â Nope, it means something different in my culture so nope.
J: Â Nope.
77: Ever been in love?
W: Â Yes.
J: Â Yes.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
W: Â KinKi Kids
J: Â Guns n Roses
79: What was the last concert you saw?
W: Â Megadeth
J: Â The Killers
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
W: Â Hot tea! Â What is this cold tea business?!
J: Â Hot tea.
81: Tea or coffee?
W: Â Tea! Â Coffee taste like ash to me!
J: Â I love coffee, but I could not live without tea
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
W: Â Sugar
J: Â Sugar
83: Can you swim well?
W: Â ..Define.. well...
J: Â Yes
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
W: Â What is this question? Â How can you not?
J: Â Canât everyone?
85: Are you patient?
W: Â Yes
J: Â I think so
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
W: Band
J: DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
W: Â Iâm sure I have, canât remember what though
J: Â Canât remember
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
W: Â Nope
J: Â Nope
89: Which are better black or green olives?
W: Black
J: Black olives
90: Can you knit or crochet?
W: No and no
J: Yes, No
91: Best room for a fireplace?
W: Living Room
J: Â Same
92: Do you want to get married?
W: Â Do you WANT me to get married?
J: Â Does your face what to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
W: Â For one million years
J: Â ..........
94: Who was your HS crush?
W: Â Itâs Jill
J: Â Couldnât tell you there *whispers* Itâs Wendy
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
W: Â Am I 12?
J: Â No, Iâm not 4
96: Do you have kids?
W: Â Not that I am aware of
J: Â Not until Wendy gives me hers
97: Do you want kids?
W: Â By kids, do you mean cats?
J: Â Next question.
98: Whatâs your favourite colour?
W: Â I donât think I have one. Â All the colours are pretty sound to me
J: Â Too indecisive to pick one
99. Something that happened to you in middle school.
W: Â I never went to middle school, so I shall make something up. Â Yes, I sold drugs to blind kids
J: Â Fell down a muddy hill on my belly in front of all the older kids. Â Slid down it from top to bottom #thatswhatshesaid
100: Do you miss anyone right now?
W: Â Yes
J: Yes
PHEW! Â Thatâs it! Â The 100 things you needed to know, like right now. Â Laters nerds!
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