Aug 16, 2015
Speech by extremely drunken neighbor
“She said that I said that she wasn’t perfect. I didn’t say that. I said she wasn’t perfect - but she was perfect for me. She’s perfect for my children. She’s perfect for what I need in my life. She’s the reason I want to live! But then she gets mad because I said she’s not perfect?! She can go fuck herself! She can go die!”
Drunk Neighbor Bro, I don’t think you guys are perfect for each other.
Checked in a few minutes later. He’s crying. “If they can’t accept they’re not perfect *sobs* they need to fuck off!”
