Jun 23, 2023
"i need to see a man about a dog" shes sooo funny
#hello my name is theta sigma and i lie for fun and profit and sometimes just because!#i dont know what youre talking about.#shes not even tryingggggg#lying#just lying#to her face#all the time#i would be pulling my hair out too if i were yaz#like honestly the disrespect#they shouldve kept that yaz line in in potd where shes like give me the respect of telling me the truth#bc thats really it#she doesnt care if shes unconvincing she just cares abt not being questioned abt it too much#Insufferable#i love her so much#and Immediately leveraging her power too when yaz calls her out on it like Oh My God babygIRL#things wrong with her#at least it's a fucking hysterical lie do you think she came up with that literally on the spot and then went oh huh nice one#or is that a phrase that started bouncing around in her head the moment she learnt abt karvanista and his species and she was just waiting#for an opportunity#'too bad this is a baldfaced lie bc if you got the joke i just made yaz you'd think it was soooo funny'#13 later when yaz doesnt find it so funny: :/
