#theyearofthestar

theyearofthestar: THESE ARE THE SWEETEST NARWHALICORNS EVER!

mikhailacey: Sweet in more ways than one, if I may say so myself!!

Follow up question that continues with your love of primes. Out of the seven of us, who's Gilligan, the Skipper, the Millionaire, her Wife, the Movie Star, the Professor, and Mary Ann?

Let me prefance this by saying I’ve never seen an episode of Gilligan’s Island. All my information on it comes from skimming the Wikipedia article, and a ten-minute phone conversation with my father. 

The Professor = Evie. Need I say more? @evielutionary

The Millionaire = Reagan. I don’t fully know what her net worth is, but I’m guessing that it’s more than the rest of us. Not that money would do us much good on a stranded island, but I’m sure once we all go crazy with fever, passing around her credit card will make for some good hallucinations. @reaglane​

Her Wife = Marley. Even if you asked me this question and I had all of Acup to pick from, I’d probably still say Marley since she seems like the best wifey material. @acupmarley 

The Movie Star = Santana. Again, need I say more? @snixxxlopez

Mary Ann = The way my dad described her had me guessing that she’s too pure for this world, and that’s Lola in a nutshell. @lolalvarez

That just leaves me and you, Rachel, for the roles of Gilligan and Skipper. We can toss a coin to see who gets who but if we’re going by process of elimination, I know red isn’t really your color so I’m willing to make the sacrifice here and be Gilligan.

Mmm, probably Zuma. Mainly because I’m not a huge fan of orange. 

theyearofthestar: Pictures like this make we want to harmonize a few shalalalalas and sing about kissing the girl instead of all the girls I no longer kiss. Thanks for the crossing, Ari!

THOUGHT: music video of you as the Little Mermaid. Think about it. The channel could use some of that, jussssayin.

theyearofthestar: I don’t know what that furry thing is behind you but #NEWMASCOT

It’s the inner me. Esp after you get me all emo with our long overdue dramatic duet.

TO: KITTY, RACHEL, SANTANA, NICOLA, JESSI FROM: BLAIR

Yellow orchids, assorted chocolates.

Figures you’d be the first person brave enough to play, Berry. And that you’re the first person who knows how to read. 

Here’s your truth: Is Quinn or Samantha the better lay?

@theyearofthestar: Happy to see there's no back to school blues for you, E!

@evielutionary: Never! Any excuse to go to the stationary store is a good one in my books. I've always loved the buzz and excitement of a new school year.