#theubergrump

y are people so desperate to get their weird takes validated by a random dnd nerd on tumblr

are you fucking kidding he is so your type that while talking to him I literally thought to myself "I bet Court loves this guy"

i know okay i know!!! i was just trying to convince myself, but i failed! miserably! 

“oh court,” i said to myself, upon landing on kadara. “how many times can you fall for the same character type?” apparently the answer is every goddamn time. 

things actually did not turn out hunky dory for my sara ryder wrt that whole Reyes Thing, but it made for such a completely satisfying story that i kind of love it more than if it had.  

  God, I don't know who said you were majestic first...

literally every time you try to describe how uncool you are it makes you sound more fun and interesting instead

This lil lady is Josephine Lee, aka Josie, who is the protagonist of my in-progress story (which is yet untitled). It started out as an idea for a short story but it’s apparently going to... well, not be short. Oops! Still in the sketching stage but I want to make it very clear that Josie is a dark skinned woman of colour, with dark brown eyes and black hair.

Josie is a 32 year-old baker who lives in a small village about two days’ carriage ride from the capital city, when one day she receives an unlikely summons from the lawyers’ guild in the city asking for her attendance to the reading of a Will from her grand-uncle, Goren, who Josie barely knows. Curiosity gets the better of her, and she sets off!