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America wizard: imagine the most patriotic man you have ever seen. Like full on knows the Constitution by heart and Carry's guns everywhere. Those levels of patriotism. Now imagine giving him access to the USA weapons budget and set him loose in a middle earth.

Normie: just a normal wizard honestly. Checks all the boxes. Knows fireball. Low HP. T R A U M A. You know. Normal DND wizard stuff. Hes overall the calmest (well at least) murdery one.

Canada barbarian: look up what Canada did in world war one. Yeah that's him. He likes maple syrup and hockey. But he will fuck you up at any given chance. Also don't give him grenades.

Doc: the most tired field medic you have ever seen. He probably hasn't slept in weeks- only fueled by coffee and whiskey. He's also really good at his job. And he will fuck you up.

Marsoc: imagine a feral animal who's really creative in his kills and toys with his food. Yeah that's him. He has killed a guy with a spork and has actually died before. He's also really fun at parties.

AMERICA WIZARD PLAYLISTS BASED OFF OF WHAT I THINK EACH ONE WOULD LISTEN TO:

America: 80s music and kpop almost exclusively.

Normie: lots of instrumental stuff or things in a tavern. After meeting america he'd listen to a few lyric filled songs

Canada: the weirdest god damn songs known to man.

doc: Kofi for the chaotic moments and electro swing for the calm moments

Marsoc: White girl music, riot songs and questionable ones.

Note: Im assuming this is starting at level five to simplify

GENERAL: a conjuring wizard with the “hermit” background (given how he was introverted in the beginning) or the folk hero background (old adventurer and then helper) most likely with proficiency in arcana, insight and nature.

STATS: given how normie is a wizard he would need both high levels in intelligence and wisdom. Now since America listens to normie he has a decent charisma as an average star, not overly good but not terrible. Now we haven't seen that much of Normie lifting (or being able to resist being shoved into a bag of holding) make strength second lowest. But since he was the first to hit the deck in that one short where Canada was mad at America dexterity should be a bit better but not by much. A naturally make your Constitution the lowest. My guy got one hit by a bullet (and wizards generally put all their stats into intelligence and wisdom)

BASE SPELLS: the spells I do know for a fact he has is heal wounds, thunder wave And fireball. Spells I would personally give him are find water, lightning bolt, detect magic, thunder clap, locate object and shutdown. However, I'm guessing any mundane harmless spells (like detect magic) would be good as well as fire or lighting spells.(Ps a few are ones I've seen others comment and talk about)

HOMEBREW SPELLS: Normie most likely has few homebrew spells given how in episode 100 as (I believe) @Lilianaamorewolflol pointed out that the fireball had red lighting. How I would structure that one is as follows.

Lighting fire: the spell normie casted in episode 100. Level 5. It takes 1 minute of concentration to cast and the user must keep succeeding a concentration roll of 15 each turn. This spell however allows the user a range of 50 ft circular to control a giant mass of lighting and fire in a sort of stream like manner. It does 2d6 fire damage if the opponent fails a DC of 14 on dexterity. (Note: ask your dm if this is okay to do. Some dmd might not allow it. That is okay)

SUPPLIES: to start us off we would want about say… 20 pieces of gold, a spell book, a cloak, a bag of holding most likely, spell components, tea, food and water. You'll get more stuff as it goes on :D

Ending notes: just act like normie for the rest!!I hope this helps!! I have never made one of these before so hopefully I did this right. If not please correct me- this is just how I would go about structuring Normie into a playable DnD campaign version