#thetalogs

i keep thinking abt the concept of exr hail mary au. only issue is that they would NEVER be grace and rocky. they would be grace and stratt. kind of a ”you are my weakest soldier and i trust you about as far as i can throw you. i would literally rather go up there myself than give you this mission but unfortunately i dont have the right genetics. anyways 🙋‍♂️ bye” type situation. real barriere du maine enjoyers know whats up

canon era grantaire textually and canonically lies about the amount of sex he has and that 100% is so real to me. i do however think people who write him as Fucking in modern aus are also totally correct bc if you gave that man access to dating apps and dry shampoo he would be making the fucking rounds

its so scary seeing people draw skinny grantaire. like fuckkkkk he tripped and broke all his bones bc theyre hollow like a birds. and now we have to put him down old yeller style. sad!!! oh well

honestly shocked me how similar The Substance was to Nope. the title cards. the spectacle. destroying yourself by failing to realize the danger of the thing facilitating your success. just interesting is all

davenep truther over here tbh. what if we were so compatible that we when we fused we became a single, complete person and got to experience pure self-love and confidence for the first time ever 😊

the overlap between metal and rap is genuinely like perfect to me but the cultural heritage of nu metal is simultaneously one of the funniest things ever and one of the stupidest