Dec 2, 2018
leaves a shoe on the shore.
“I know we have discussed the dangers of rogue footwear!”
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leaves a shoe on the shore.
“I know we have discussed the dangers of rogue footwear!”
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THESHIPWRIGHT LIKED FOR A STARTER
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It was bitter cold of winter. A time Tom normally refused to leave his home and hearth. But whispers of shadow filled the air. This he knew. So he bid his wife farewell for a time, to visit an old wise friend to consult. To see if he too, felt the changes. Felt the pain and agony of death literally ripping forth back to life.
Bundled in furs, with his straw hat planted firmly on his head, he forged forward, keen eyes seeking his friend. With the hiss of ancient tongue, the winds seemed to instantly die down, as if avoiding the man completely. He needed answers. He needed help.
He sat for hours with that box and that hair clip. He debated every possible outcome, and every possible conversation it would spawn. He considered the range of reactions, and he came to one conclusion: he really needed to stop putting himself in the middle of these things.
But he also came to another conclusion that had the smallest chance of ruining his marriage.
Nowë was out at the docks, as expected, so Ossë sat himself atop the fabled Chest of Secrets, his own much smaller chest-with-a-secret in his lap.
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Ososassi: See? See Sauron promised there's nothing wrong with it.
Ososassi: Just a pretty hair clip. No harm in that, right?
Círdan: >.>
Círdan: if your hair becomes evil, you're getting forcibly shaved
Ososassi: .............. so this would be an inappropriate time to say sauron gave it to me so I could give it to you as a present?
Círdan: eh, i've been bald before
Ososassi: what does evil hair do?
Ososassi: smother you in your sleep?
Ososassi: have constant bedhead?
Ososassi: always have that one fucking strand that pokes you in the eye?
Círdan: all of the above
Círdan: and it frizzes
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Ososassi: hilariously in writing osse taking cirdan's form for this meme, I know that osse would totally NAIL cirdan. his every line, his every scar, his every expression. XD
Ososassi: most doppelganging doppelganger.
Círdan: Yes.
Círdan: Cirdan sends Ossë in his place when he doesn't need to be super diplomatic.
Ososassi: XDD Headcanon super accepted.
your reputation is the most precious minstrel in all the land
//Awwww~
reputation: wild hair and lover of dwarves
not incorrect