#therudeash

                       "Well, this one is certainly different. I'd keep Ash                           around for a night, her attitude kind of kills it                           for me if I'm honest. Um, I'd keep Lily around                           for a month, not sure what'd we do in a month,                           but she's nice to talk to. That leaves life with                           Alex and that fucking body, that's heaven right                           there."

                  "Shit, that's kind of hard, but I guess I'd fuck Nic,                      I mean he looks like he'd be pretty good at it.                      I'd marry Alex because fuck have you seen                      her body? She'd be an a plus trophy wife. Last,                      I guess I'd kiss Ash if it'd get her to stop talking."