#theroyalprat

        "    I spent the entire walk up here trying to figure out why you called for me instead of Merlin, and I'm afraid I've come up with nothing. So, what is it that you need me in particular for, Sire?"

p sure they'd just mount each other, same way as a dog would or a horse etc.

so cow

those poor children

fu ck dont do this to m e man.

gives my actual heart to you for all eternity because jes us you're perfect and so is arthur

apple seeds have cyanide in them and if you eat a bunch of them at once it can kill you.

cry me a river nerd