where is my tail :[

pawing biscuits against my blåhaj before humping it softly wishing i'd be pressing my little knot against it woof woof

also my paws... how am i supposed to give pawjobs without paws this is a tragedy......

btw adopting me means you have to give me lots of treats until im pudgy and fat and round and the vet suggests putting me on a diet of sorts but instead you give me even more treats so im even softer and rounder and fatter. just so you know

uugwhuugheuhhuuughhhubuhh why am i not shaped like dog........ a dog you can wrap your hands around and whose paws you touch and who's smaller than you of course and very fuckable btw. and im shaped soooo fun im so fun shaped you'll have so much fun holding me...!

pretty sure i had something species dysphoria adjacent today yayyyy fuckkkkkkk

deliberately trying to undo my domestication and training so you can get me to see you as a toy i can do whatever to including mounting and knotting you and biting you Hard so i develop a taste for flesh perhaps

i wish i had a sheath