#thequadrantplanner

WHAT. NO. GOD NO, WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THAT DOUCHEBAG AND GET HIS EAU DE WORTHLESS SHITSPONGE ALL OVER THEM. ANYWAY I’M NOT AFRAID OF COFFEE, NO ONE IS AFRAID OF COFFEE, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU.

okay jeeeeeeeeeeeeez sorry!

and hey that's mean! dave isn't a worthless shitsponge :|

karkat do you need to sing the friendship song again?

NOPE. MY SECRETS ARE EXTREMELY FUCKING DARK, LIKE THE LUNAR HEMISPHERE NOT ILLUMINATED BY THE SUN AT ANY POINT IN TIME. THIS IS JUST SKIMMING THE TOP OF A DEEP, DARK TRENCH OF HORRIBLE SECRETS THAT YOUR FEEBLE MIND COULDN’T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND.

you sound like dave.......

have you been hanging out without me ):

and i guess your fear of coffee is pretty dark if we're being literal!

does that count??

STOP GIVING AWAY THE DARK SECRETS OF MY SOUL.

wow karkat.... if this is a dark secret of your soul......

your secrets aren't that dark......

but that's a good thing i think!!

NO!!! IF I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT MY FARTS I’D BE TALKING ABOUT MY FARTS RIGHT NOW. WHICH IS NOT WHAT I’M DOING, I’M TRYING TO DERAIL THIS TRAIN INTO UNFARTY TERRITORY SO LET’S JUST… QUIT WHILE WE’RE AHEAD.

okay karkat....

i'm just worried about you! that's all!! i'll always be here if you need to talk about your farts!

OK THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE DISCUSSING MY FLATULENCE OR MY CARROT INTOLERANCE, WHICH IS A SERIOUS AND LEGITIMATE CONDITION BY THE WAY. FRANKLY, THERE IS NEVER A TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT MY FARTS. YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING.

woah if it's that serious shouldn't we be talking about it more??

you know just to make sure you're okay and stuff!

WOW NO. YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR, HARLEY. YOU BETTER RESCIND THAT DEFAMATORY STATEMENT OR I GO PUBLIC WITH A LOT OF BIG JUICY SECRETS OF YOURS ALRIGHT.

i am not a liar!! ):<

i only tell the truth and i don't believe you! do you hear that karkat vantas?? i am calling your bluff!!

and look john totally agrees:

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IT IS NOT CUTE. HIS MOUTH JUST NIAGRA FALLS THE SHIT OUT OF PILLOWS.

hey wow that's not nice karkles!!