#theplotneedsmorebourbon

hahaha I know, it's been a while

Fan video re-capping Man City’s title run from last year (stupid bet)… well played to Matthew and his Sky Blues over my Royal Blues in today’s FA cup semi-final (Man City beat Chelsea 2-1 in a nervy affair that looked one sided early on, but ended fairly even). Good luck to the Manc’s in the final against Roberto Martinez & Co! As a side note, amazing Wigan will be getting a Europa League spot, hopefully they can avoid relegation and make a show of it. Again, well played and good luck! (And we’ll get to run it back on May 25th at Yankee Stadium!? Man, capitalism is crazy.)

#149: Rules of the Game. Write a short section of a story that follows the rules of a game. You can take already existing games, like chess, Monopoly, or poker. Use the rules of one of these games as if they were real, filling in names for characters - in Monopoly, perhaps calling one of the characters John Boot or Old Battlefield or Dog's Breath. Play along loosely or strenuously, letting characters move through the game or board as if in a life of their own. Try not to make this too obvious. Part of the fun of doing this exercise  is to depart at a certain point from the rules or at least to make your readers think you have departed. 1000 words. #153: Dice. Write a scene in which, at several points along the way, you cannot proceed without rolling dice This means you will write for a shirt while, then come to a turning point and give yourself several options (if you create three options, and you roll two dice, a one, two, three, or four will mean you choose option one, for instance.) When you roll the dice, you must follow the command of luck. The key here is insoluble. It will be difficult to find or construct several possible solutions to this sort of difficulty. 400 words. #188: A circle. Write a circular story  - a tale that begins and ends at the same place or idea. 500 words. Now, which one? All 6 vote, you all are amazing. I'm going to destroy this.

Ha yeah who knows man who knows