Dec 22, 2013
Caitlin and I are fucking 5 year olds I swear.
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Caitlin and I are fucking 5 year olds I swear.
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...i'm watching orange is the new black
So I read Caitlin's fanfic from when she was 12 today, entitled "My Twilight."
I read it out loud
in a dramatic voice
It was delicious.
Choice quotes:
"I made a sound like when you have a hole in a balloon." ..."Phhhhh"
"He was the most beautiful vampire I have ever seen. Even though I hadn't seen that many he was probably the most beautiful."
and finally
"Edward sat next to me. I could hardly eat even though it was so good and me so hungry."
it was a typo
but all i could see was 'me so hoornny' and i was sobbing
plus the total femslash of Caitlin/Alice
A+
i don't know if i can top it
Personal achievements because I bowled
I'm being completely serious. Oh and this is only a read more because people who don't know me don't want to read about my endeavors.
So if you are Emily, Jessica, Caitlin, or Reahn, Go ahead and look because it'll save me the time of talking about it later to you.