tumblr user theorrot do you fuck with featheredking or whatever the hell the folks r calling parrot x lettuce ... bonus points of "love triangle" dynamic of theo being jealous as hell of lettuce getting more intimate attention despite being a prisoner
the way lettuce talks to parrot around the finale gives me heavy "bitter ex (lettuce) who still has a really big soft spot" vibes and i think lettuce earned eating out king parrot after all his war crimes 💔 maybe even 3some get theo involved in all that
OHH THEY HAVE A SHIPNAME NOW? that’s cuteee!! yes, i do in fact like them! honestly, i’m open to a lot of ships. i enjoy my uke getting passed around like a blunt. truthfully, i started liking this ship more after a certain fanfic about lettucecuttingoffoneofparrotswingsandlateronjustlowkeykeepshimasapet... 👀👀
i LOOOVEEE love triangle dynamics especially when two of the people involved just Do Not Get Along... i think it’s real entertaining that way. theo is valid for getting jealous smh let him get a chance to smite lettuce just once, he deserves it... protective possessive knight vs criminal caracal who will win the attention of The Guy... (the answer is both!)
also, that description is just accurate LMAOOO bitter ex lettuce ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜... ohh especially considering how parrot helped lettuce in the past and the latter admitting that he wanted to be just like him... yep that guy still has some feelings. i mean, how could anyone move on from THE parrotx2? i wouldn’t.
hhhmmm lettuce eating out parrot.......................... that would’ve been his choice of a final meal if the execution went throughMy bad. i think he does deserve that, tho. theo just wants a part in any activity parrot partakes in LMAOOO scoot over, save some space for him... i really like this thought, though...... rubs chin thoughtfully..... theo would just be possessive the entire time, lettuce would undoubtedly be smug... i think this would make an awesome scenario, nonetheless.
