#thenk

i spent 20 minutes phreaking out to my friend abt phan before she said "What is Phan?"

when i was 18 i decided to interview for a job as a dominatrix in NY and the manager, god bless her heart, was like omg no ur so young, the age requirement is 21 hon, but the creepy money hungry owner of the place happened to be around that day and he saw me and was like “eh, we can make an exception, show me ur ID just to make sure ur actually legal” and i did, and he was like ok it should be fine, just don’t drink any alcohol with clients and we’re good. and ANYWAY fast forward a couple of years and i went from dominatrix to being hired as one of the managers and during the interview for that the owner looks at me and says: “so be honest, when i hired u, that ID, it was a fake right? u weren’t 18 yet? are u 18 yet?” i still don’t know how i survived my late teen years/early 20′s and the only good man in that place was the one who took a single look at my 18 year old ass in a school girl skirt and said “oh my god u could be my daughter, im sorry, im sure ur lovely, but pls send someone older.”