#themourningmaiden

If your muse asked mine to push them on the swings I would..

[x] Push them

[ ] Push them off the swings

[ ] Say fuck you and walk away

[ ] Make an excuse not to

Your muse asks mine to go on a walk with them I’ll respond with

[ ] IS THAT A FAT JOKE?

[x] Sure..I guess

[ ] no

[ ] I’d love to!

Our muses are on a picnic what happens?

[ ] Our muses have a lot of fun and their is “kissing” involved

[ ] They have a terrible time

[ ] They throw food at each other

[x] They eat while talking, trying to learn more about each other

Our muses are at the park. What do they do?

[ ] Have fun swinging together

[ ] Stay far away from each other

[ ] Push yours in the wood chips 

[x] They walk around while talking

[x] By night, they sit down and stargaze (???)

My muse wants to go somewhere with yours. Where?

[x] To a park

[x] On a walk

[ ] Nowhere 

[ ] To an executioner 

Does my muse like yours?

[ ] No

[ ] Yes

[ ] More than the world

[ ] Yeah…sure they do

[x] Has no definite opinion

Your muse asks mine on a date. Do they accept?

[x] No

[ ] Are you on drugs?

[ ] I’d love to

[ ] Stay away from me

[ ] REALLY! OF COURSE!

Your muse wants to have sex with mine. How does mine respond?

[ ] Are you insane?

[x] NO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK!

[ ] Yes! FINALLY!

[ ] Sure, but casual no feelings

My muse rates you a 2 on the hotness scale ((He’s just not interested))

Should you reblog this?

[ ] You already did

[x] Sure

"Come and get me if you want. You couldn’t even harm a hair on my head you little punkass!"

"NO! THESE ARE NOT THE PEOPLE THAT I WANT!" And now the septentrione is throwing a fit. Have fun.