#theme: cas

(sing to the tune of I will Survive by Diana Ross)

First I was getting drunk, I was feeling down,

Until my good friend Dean showed up like some sappy clown,

He told me “The world might end, let’s blaze of glory it instead!”

And I joined in, and punched Amara in her head.

And so you’re back: Oh what a gas!

Amara blew that upstart Lucifer right out your angel ass.

I should've changed the locks to Hell, I should’ve made you leave your key

So you won’t accidentally walk in on Billie going down on me.

Go on now go, for that drive with Dean!

See if I care if you both touch each other’s morbid little peen,

Weren’t you the one who once betrayed me like an ass?

You’d think I’d crumble, and suddenly run out of sass?

Oh no, not I, I will survive!

Another stupid season ends and Daddy just refused to die.

I’ve got Hell back so I’ll live and I have zero fucks to give,

For you, I’ve shed my meat suit,

I took a beating too,

Gone fist to face with Luci,

I’ve risked my life for you.

I bled as you ignored me,

I’m hunted and betrayed,

I’ll take on Hell and Heaven,

Your wings lie folded by your side

As if you are asleep

Your smiles lie hidden in your mouth

That once was mine to keep.

The night is dark and stars are bright

Like hell-pits of my soul

Your love was like a gift from God

My love was just your fall.

And though I could reach out and touch

Your graceless form once more

I flee your side and shed a tear

At Heaven’s bolted door.

About your stabbing technique:

Abhorrently weak.

Earth to god damn Castiel:

Don’t be such a prude!

Take a bloody layer off,

Though I’d prefer - nude.

Also, stabbing your old friends

Simply isn’t good.

Turning kittens into dogs:

In a word, just rude.

Ding dong, but Death is dead!

Shove that blade right in my head!

You can growl and bleed and try,

Look at him leaving:

The angel who stole my heart,

Did you call my bae a fish,

Dirty ginger whore?

I’d let attempted murder slide