#theinternetisweird

Sharing a moment during @leighravenx's suspension last year. We were working with @alexhasaniphone, @mrynewton and @sdotpdotmedia to get a short documentary together for @plgrmage. The video also has footage from our @skinsuspension event in Philly last year. #bodysuspension #fleshsuspension #hooksuspension #hooklife #lotus #suspension #smile #instax #leighraven #theinternetisweird 📷: @sdotpdotmedia

#meta A still from the beautiful @leighravenx's suspension last year. We were working with @mrynewton , @alexhasaniphone, and @sdotpdotmedia to get a short documentary together for @plgrmage. The video also has footage from our @skinsuspension event in Philly last year. #bodysuspension #fleshsuspension #hooksuspension #hooklife #lotus #suspension #smile #instax #leighraven #theinternetisweird 📷: @sdotpdotmedia

Listen up, ladies. #theinternetisweird

I never do this but holy crap, internet. Right in the nostalgia #tbt #timemachine #theinternetisweird #alphasig #alphasigmaphi #267mlkblvd #newark #NJ #universityheights #njit @gnawza @timothy.james.621 @vikneedsanIG @mavs105 (at Alpha Sigma Phi at NJIT)

I've been here for ten minutes and I'm already terrified of you people. 

Okay, I shit you not, i was on omegle today with a friend of mine, like the good girls we are. except for the fact that i was lying on her bed with a tube of mascara and no access to a mirror, so i decided to use the omegle webcam, and a man stayed there for over 10 minutes while i put on mascara. (which was weird) But of course on the day where i AM DOING NOTHING WRONG (not that i ever seriously do) the weirdest thing happened. someone's webcam was turned off and before i disconnected they said "omg i know you!!!" and i just sent question marks. then i was accused of being too young and was told that my mother was going to be called because i "was in big trouble" and i asked who this was and why the webcam was off, to which they replied "i was jerking off and im putting my clothes on now, this is your uncle M" and the closest thing to an "uncle M" that i have is my uncle mike, who is recovering from surgery at the moment. so i said "and what is my name 'uncle M'?" and they said "Cameron" which is correct. I then turned to my friend who was mostly out of shot, which got us the nice little comment "and your friend can be expecting a phone call to her father" i then looked oddly at the camera and claimed that my name is 'jamie' and disconnected..... im confused and concerned

Um. #internetyouremyfavorite

I really need to learn to navigate search engines better.