#thegrimarcher

naw I’ve never really wanted to. I don’t use gta tho I’m on docomo with I think 15.0? so yeah I haven’t even bothered trying to stream a game. heck I don’t even know if my art streams are a good quality either

You wake up on an operating table after a swarm of bees touched you with their legs, their antennae. You’re not sure if you dreamed the encounter or not, but the table is dusty with pollen.

A giant bee is eating the corpse of a smaller bee. It kills you when you come close, though you put up a valiant effort fending it off. It felt like punching a submarine encased in black and yellow fuzz.

You wake up in a hive. A porcelain bee sits in a honeycomb, motionless.

- - -

You read the warning, but seeing no other choice, you pressed on. A distant voice urges you to leave. You ignore him. This place smells like fire, and the smoke makes the bees who live here sleepy and sluggish. Some of them wear blankets in an attempt to breathe the hazy air.

He fires rounds of flaming bees at you. To say they sting is an understatement. They burrow into your flesh, exit through your skin, and you’re full of holes as you die.

- - -

There’s a bee under the lake. It summons more bees to fight for it. It rains bees from the heavens. Or the surface. You’re not sure.

- - -

In a nightmarish realm, a bee wears an entire box on his head. Somehow he can see through the white wood and he leads you on a wild bee chase through endless hallways.

You’ve never been punched by a bee before. Now you can say you have.

- - -

The moon bee descends from the bloody sky. It seems intrigued with you. It lifts you close to its face, its mandibles, its multi-faceted, jet black eyes.

A light flashes from your stomach and the bee recoils, stunned. You give it your best menacing stare. You think you know what’s going on here.

Those thirds of honey were delicious.

- - -

You are a larva. You squirm against the cobblestone. It isn’t pleasant. You’d rather have the safety of a comb, of six sides to hold you steady. It’s cold out here, and damp, and you wriggle trying to find home.

you will never have enough DEX to be as cool as Hakumen.

Oh dude nice, though honestly I only really played through the first BlazBlue so I’ll be basing it off that. o:

1: sexuality headcanon: Probably heterosexual.

2: otp: Nonexistent? I can’t really see him with anyone.

3: brotp: Though it pains me to admit, Hakumen & Bang Shishigami: both stand for justice, and Hakumen has mentioned respecting Bang before. I can’t see Hakumen hanging around for very long with bang though.

4: notp: Everyone.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Having escaped the mind altering effects of the Yukianesa, fusing with the Susano-o Unit, being stuck in the Boundary, and returning to a repeated timeline, Hakumen sees the world with a much different perspective. He sees all these little events that lead up to the creationg of the Black Beast, and it utterly infuriates him that people are so reckless. But at the same time, there’s a great sadness. He sees his brother, and knows he must kill him. He sees acquaintences from academy and knows that they play a hand in the world’s end. He sees a life that he utterly missed due to Yukianesa and the Black Beast, and wishes he could live freely. But then he shrugs off those thoughts, he can’t afford to have them. Justice must be served, and evil must be vanquished, and he has to pour every ounce of strength he has to making this timeline a better one.

6: favorite line from this character: “I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Hakumen. The end has come!” (Was there any question?)

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I’m a fucking nerd that likes JUSTICE and BIG KATANAS and EXPRESIONLESS MASKS. 

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Honestly he’s basically a sword-totin’, down-to-kill Batman in white armor.

omg 

How many days a week? Thats basically shift work like me at the hospital but we get days off in between