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"Je sais, je vois bien. Mais dans mes souvenirs..." - vague battement de phalanges - "dans mes souvenirs d'humain, je fumais toujours des Camel." [Les Grands Singes, Will Self] #willself #thegreatapes #camel

Ape nation: Firstly, I miss you all. Why, you ask? Well, because you're hot like a morning muffin. Also, because it has been 23 days since we last danced the magic dance of 'Jungle Juice' on NYE. In addition, when I look out my window all I is see an endless moonlit ocean. This can mean one of two things: 1. I finally followed my childhood dream of becoming an Alaskan fisherman, or: 2. I'm singing for a major cruise line until May. The latter statement is true, the former statement is false. Yes, J-Trom has managed to escape NYC until the spring time. This is a rather big deal for me. As many of you know, I am a Queens native, and rarely get to peel away from our beautiful metropolis. The good news is The Great Apes have already started to release some hot buttered sex tapes*. Be on the look out. 2014 is already proving to be a year. You read that right. *Hot buttered sex tapes = new content (music, videos, & actual hot buttered sex tapes). Just this week we released our new single, 'Jungle Juice'. To check it out here: So far so bizzare and awesome aboard this mighty vessel. My experience of life has been extremely reduced, and it is kind of excellent. I will keep the blog posts coming and share unique happenings as they.... happen. Thus far, I have realized I really don't like singing with a dance belt on (if you don't know what a dance belt is, google it). Aaaaand singing 70's rock songs in front of hundreds of cruisers is surprisingly empowering. Well, I'm about to get rocked to sleep by this amazing body of water. Early morning and more shows to learn. Keep It real Ape crew. Until soonly. Joe Trombino The Great Apes