We've considered America teaching Normie how to drive a car, now consider Doc teaching Normie how to fly a plane or helicopter.
also have this
Normie would just straight up refuse
So that image is a fucking fever dream-
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We've considered America teaching Normie how to drive a car, now consider Doc teaching Normie how to fly a plane or helicopter.
also have this
Normie would just straight up refuse
So that image is a fucking fever dream-
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Jason: *holding Normie by his cloak* “This is my trauma ridden Wizard. If anything happened to him (*under his breath* or the rest of my team) I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself. (or alternately) Doc: *gesturing at the group arguing in the background* “these are my idiots. If anything happened to them I’d kill everyone in the room, bring them back to kill their dumb asses again, and kill myself.” Normie: “Should we be worried???”
normie you'll be fiiiinneeeeeeee
i made this two hours ago and have no recollection of making this so uh enjoy ig?
We are the bricklings please let us throw bricks
If he ever actually looks at Tumblr I think he'd be proud at the angst we give them :3
auDHD MARSOC headcanons (based on my experiences and my friends' experiences with autism and ADHD) (inspired by the autistic Muffles ask)
He gets distracted far too easily (he literally got distracted from a task to jump a bear with Muffles)
Crayons are his comfort food
He arranges his boxes of crayons by number of crayons in the box (8, 16, 24, etc.; the largest box of Crayola crayons has 152 crayons). He will stab you (literally or figuratively) if you move them.
He has the impulse control of a marble
His special interests are the history of crayons, the history of alcohol, and the history of the USMC
He wears a mask and sunglasses so he isn't expected to make eye contact with anyone. Also, emoting is hard, a mask and sunglasses takes care of that problem.
If anybody else has auDHD MARSOC headcanons, share them :3
MARSOC is the dandelion crayon girl confirmed?/silly
im considering mainline headcanoning that some of the voices america hears are the audience, others are famous american historical figures from whatever happened that made him AMERICA wizard, Canada, Irish Monk, Ukraine, and Florida would have similar things with the historical figures, its fun to think about regardless
George Washington: I think where going to have to kill that guy Jason
America wizard: already on it
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Blue raspberries are an actual fruit (although perhaps not by that name) in the Fantasy Realm. Blue raspberry flavoring was created by a FR native that somehow got yoinked into our realm and was trying to recreate a taste from home.
I may or may not put this in my Shovel Talk fic. 😜
please do
Thoughts from the new short:
MARSOC is hard of hearing or nearly deaf, which is why he's unaffected by explosives.
I'm also hard of hearing, and unless I'm having a bad sensory day due to my autism (which is rare) or on edge due to C-PTSD, loud noises don't bother me much. You could apply the first headcanon to auDHD and C-PTSD MARSOC (which I think I've yapped about before here?).
another headcanon option as a lil bonus:
He sleeps to the sound of explosives. If you walk into his room when he's sleeping you can find him wearing headphones and a video on his laptop or device of choice titled '10 hours of explosion sounds' at full volume. Doc keeps telling him he'll get hearing damage but MARSOC is like "I'm a marine, hearing damage is part of the job" or smthg
I am the headcanon bringer, my headcanons are delicious
sleeping to the sound of explosions is hardcore as fuck and is 100% something he'd doi
We know the FR doesn’t have dogs (at least domesticated ones) so how would Normie react to a golden retriever? (I ask this as my grama’s golden won’t stop trying to bite my clothes)
freak out, realize that it seems to lack the capability to attack and also it has just... The stupidest grin and then promptly fall in love with it