#thegingerbirdie

FUCK 

[7:57:47 PM] Heather: screams

[7:58:04 PM] dingding roo roo: she wants the d

[7:58:05 PM] Heather: 1619 dont trust her she might be old

[7:58:18 PM] dingding roo roo: or she wants to ritually sacrafice you

[7:58:20 PM] dingding roo roo: either or

[7:58:24 PM] Heather: one or the other

[7:58:29 PM] dingding roo roo: possibly both

[7:58:47 PM] RADAMADILLO: sounds like a fun time either way

[7:58:47 PM] dingding roo roo: maybe she's like a spider where she sleeps with you and then rips your head off at the end of it

[7:59:22 PM] Heather: before her disguise falls off and oops 400 year old woman

[7:59:24 PM] Heather: possibly a vampire too

omg

i feel bad for u because we've learned a lot tbh

a lot about like, the physical stuff?? like the brain and shit it's right up your ally

Me: Awkward moment when I realize that the people of the Renaissance are 100000x smarter than I’ll ever be

Heather: omg right

Me: THEY STILL THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS FLAT HEATHER. I DON’T GET IT.

Heather: OMG I KNOW LIKE GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS.

A little while later

Me: But yeah, Renaissance people were fucking brilliant and I’m just like, I might as well give up now omg.

Heather: omg RIGHT. Like where did they get these ideas

Me: idefk. I was watching this documentary about art and architecture and I’m just like, I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO BUILD A FUCKING DOME OUT OF BRICK AND STONE NOW, LET ALONE IN THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY

Heather: RIGHT? AND THEY WERE HUUUUGE. I CAN BARELY BUILD A FORT

Me: AND LIKE HOW WOULD THEY EVEN GET THE SUPPLIES UP AS HIGH AS THEY BUILT OMG.

Me: And then they also doubled as pieces of fucking art like I give up, you win!

Heather: Omg I know and like the ones that built things AND painted

Me: RIGHT. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE SCULPTORS.

whoa now

dont look at me like that

close enough for us tbh

character i’d like to see in a flower crown

kori bcuz i think the pale skin and the light eyes and flowers would look hella pretty ((also freckles))(((kori's just r ly fucking pretty ok))

character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown

i get a sick amount of joy seeing elliot break down but AT THE SAME TIME IT HURTS ME INSIDE. 

character i’d like to see get punched in the face

(◕‿◕✿) oliver

character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car

kai and addy tbh

character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips

JASON

BCUZ HE KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING FUC U

character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine

aiden

aiden who stubs his everything on everything

character who changes their starbucks order ten times

hmmmmmmmmm.....kai probs

i almost said elliot for some reason but "coffee" is a pretty simple order

character who shows up late for everything

jason oops

character who is the worst kisser

COLIN sorry colin

character who takes 45 minutes showers

aiden or elliot bcuz

hair

character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif