a weird au head cannon
so, its pre-suicide squad. harley quinn is locked up in Arkham, sipping her tea like she did and generally just kinda chilling. Then suddenly, theres a big commotion. She starts thinking joker’s come to get her and gets all excited. The doors open to where her cage thing is and what does she see? A small hooded figure. She gets kinda anxious, associating hooded figures of any kind with batsy. She starts asking whose there, getting visibly concerned as her tea shakes. The small figure walks up to her cage and outstretches his hand, gripping the cage with his strange looking hand. Three, clawed fingers on green hands. Letting go, he steps away. Pulling down his hood, he reveals a oblong face with pointy ears Large eyes stare back at her. He sits down in front of the cage, outstretching his hand. Meanwhile, Harley’s trying to figure out how the fuck a gremlin got through the guards. Suddenly, the gremlin thing crunches his hand into a fist and the door of the cage just...falls off. Harley is still in a ball, gently shaking mind you. The gremlin runs up to her. “If we don’t get outta here now, we’re both shit outta luck” the little one said. Out of ideas and just happy to be freed in a way, Harley put the gremlin she learned to be called “Grogu” around her shoulders and runs. When they run into guards again, the small creature jumps off her shoulders and starts straight up shredding through the guards, a funny sight considering his stature. At some point, when the guards get overwhelming for the two, something leaps from the air vents. Harley thinks she’s finally lost it. She’s escaping Arkham with the help of a tiny green gremlin called Grogu and a bipedal frog/salamander/iguana thing. Eventually the three escape onto a strange, dilapidated plane looking thing. Harley hides in the cargo bay, while the gremlin and the frog thing pilot. Somehow, she fell asleep. When she awoke, she somewhere else entirely, a world covered in swamps and fog. She didn’t like all the mud getting on her, but found the snakes and stuff very intriguing. The three sat down in a mud hut, Harley having to crouch to stand up. When they arrived, a very strange dude that looked like a red bipedal lizard with strange eyes was making what appeared to be a Chinese hot pot. The foursome ate and when Harley asked where she was, Grogu said “Dagobah”.
