#thedemonrambles

guess Smash is just a Fire Emblem game now, huh? We have, what, 7 or 8 of them? Out of the 17 Fire Emblem games, right? So half of the entire series is represented in main fighters... yup, that’s....yup. Great... Wonder what the DMC news is gonna be then... Guess sleep would have been a good idea then, instead of waiting for the direct...

Imagine being able to fall upward in a game like smash, and having to keep track of your gravity gauge so you dont find yourself falling off stage. Picking up crates and shit and using them as lethal projectiles? Yes please. And, hear me out on this but, give Kat the same treatment as Olimar and Alf, with a little bit of Simon/Richter and boom-

Raven can be an alternate costume and Kat can use some of her moves. Their neutral special could be Raven’s blue fireball thingy that she does and it could all just work nicely if done right.

For costumes, Have base Kat as she is in the game, then give her the white one you can get in Gravity Rush 2, The Other from Gravity Rush 2(complete with green gravity form), and one that switches the black and gold on her so she has black hair and a gold outfit. Raven gets her standard, one that is how you see her in her first appearance in Gravity Rush 2 where she has purple in her hair instead of red and it could give her a more blue-ish outfit, one that mirrors Kat’s white outfit, and one with Kat’s coloration complete with blonde hair and a red gravity form.

Stage is obviously Hekseville, you fight on a moving stage that takes you around the 4 districts around the pillar, in the order you unlock them. It starts in Auldnoir, then you travel to Pleajeune, followed by Endestria, and finally to Vendecentre, where it then loops back around.

Music is one for each of the town sections, one that is a smooth transistion between all four districts, the title theme remixed for combat, and Raven’s theme.

So, just realized that I have some fun D&D characters and feel like sharing them on my tumblr that cost Verizon about $2.50

-Doom Damakos: Doom is probably one of my favorite characters. He was a half-tiefling/half-goliath totem-warrior barbarian, with Critical Role’s Titanstone Knuckles because my DM was a huge fan of the Vox Machina campaign. So, with a strength score of 24, he would have been an absolute monster in combat, but I felt like having fun and making it easier/harder for my DM by never wielding an actual weapon, unless it was to use it the wrong way. So anytime we entered combat, Doom, an almost 8′ demon that looked like he was made of stone, would walk over to the nearest enemy, pick them up, and throw them at another enemy. I made essentially made him the embodiment of “I’ll beat this motherfucker with another motherfucker”, and boy was it fun. 2 of my favorite uses of this are 1) we ran into a fight with a pack of wolves, Doom grabs one by the snout and just tosses it into the stratosphere, making it take 10d6 fall damage and turning into paste, and 2) in a fight against a wizard who had 4 large spiders under his control, Doom punched one of the pillars in the room that wasn't holding the ceiling up, picked it up, and squashed a spider with it, finishing the encounter.

-Mayhem: By far the most fun I’ve had with a spellcaster, Mayhem will definately be reused when I can find more games to play. Mayhem was mostly homebrew stuff, but the class was one my DM for the campaign picked out and said was okay. She was a FMA style Hommunculus Hexer with the elemtal contract. Hexer is like the standard fantasy witch, you sold your soul or whatever for magical powers and a familiar to do your bidding. For Mayhem, that familiar was a fire snake that I named Udon(like the noodle). What made her so much fun to play was an ability called hexes. Among the hexes that could be cast was one called the ‘Sustaining Hex’ which basically let you cast a concentration spell and not need to focus on it. First time I used this was on a leader of a group of cultists in Hoard of the Dragon Queen. First, Mayhem cast Hold Person on the leader, then I used her bonus action to activate the sustaining hex and keep the boss stuck in place. When my next turn came around, I used Fireball centered on the boss and dealt a lot of damage to her.

-The House Always Wins: First time I ever played a tabaxi and it was a mostly RP campaign with little to no combat, but since I was still kinda new it was okay and fun. The House Always Wins, or House as anyone ever refered to him as, was a Tabaxi Card Dealer with a little it of fiendish heritage giving him the Devil’s Tongue trait tieflings can having instead of the movement burst tabaxi normally get. In combat, House was meant to be the archer, only using a deck of playing cards instead of a bow or crossbow. But combat was rare so we can skip that. In personality, House is supposed to be very persuasive and be able to get anyone to like him. He means well to a degree, but is not afraid to sneak in a bit of vicious mockery to get a threat across. I wish I could have played him more, but it was a club campaign that started before winter break, so I’m just gonna keep him on hand to play at a later date.

-Temperance: Technically I have never gotten to play Temperance since the campaign I was supposed to join her with(at level 15 nonetheless) ended before I got to join.(The DM wasn’t very good according to my brother who was in the campaign before me, so I guess it’s not that bad) Temperance is probably the one character I’ve had the most story for and the one I wanna play the most. Temperance was supposed to be a Lawful Evil Lamia(more MonMusu less D&D, snake from the waist down, lady from the waist up) Plague Doctor with a subclass that was more on the cauterize-with-a-hot-iron-rod, that-leg-looks-infected-better-amputate feel than the make people better kind. The whole aesthetic of Temperance was supposed to be that of a Mob Boss, but with her ties in various alchemy, apothecary, and medical facilities instead of political and governmental places. So instead of paying off the local guard to glance over some of the wrong doings of her ‘gang’, Temperance would pay off the various doctors/healers so they would sell her specific brand of potions instead of the common ones. Her ‘goons’ as they where would have been clerics, druids, bards, and anyone with an affinity for alchemy that wanted to make some gold and not have to pay the same price as everyone else. The ultimate goal that I wanted Temperance to achieve was to make and/or modify some disease that existed in the world so that her group sold the only cure and could make a lucrative profit out of it. It wasn’t gonna be a wide-spread epidemic, just a village or two, maybe a small township, only enough so that it would be talked about and feared to drive people to buy Temperance’s cure.

And as someone who hasn't played the game, it was really good. The moment the cartoon's theme was being sung, I looked at my brother with a real goofy grin and dramatically started to lip sing it.

as the title says

got scammed by some absolute cunt of a person playing "doordash support" while in the middle of a dash and am now out around $660 bucks because of it

fuck that guy, i hope his entire life becomes the worst it can ever be

if anyone feels like giving me that missing money so my family can, ya know, pay our bills and groceries, thatd be fan-fucking-tastic but i both dont expect and doubt that anyone will.

fuck, shouldve known sooner