#thecheifs

So i just had like the most craziest incident with my mom :I and it wasn’t even the first time it happened. Like i love her but she really irks my nerves when she’s all up in my personal space when i want to just be left alone. So i thought to myself, are all parents like this???? So this inspired me to post my first blog on types of parent. Which parent is yours? Or if you’re a parent, what parent are you?

1. THE CHIEFS (a.k.a. them strict ass mofos)

These are the types of parents that are strict as hell and most of the time you’re scared of them. And i’m pretty sure you lie to them alllll the time. They give you no freedom what so ever. And the one time they give you that inch of freedom it can go two ways. a) they call up you  or you’re friend’s phone every two seconds OR b) you go do some type of dumb shit because you’ve never felt freedom before, lose their trust and probably never get to go out on you’re own again till you’re 25.

2. THE NEWBIES

These parents are the type who are completely new to anything child like. Their mostly young (probably early twenties) and try to convince themselves and errbody else that having a child is sooooo much better than being childless and independent :I They are the types who have their kids pictures all over social media from the minute they were born. 

3. SOCIAL KILLERS (a.k.a. the parents who make you wish you buy all your ish for yourself)

These are the parents who take away all your ish (phones, computer, tablet, iPod, kindle etc.) whenever you do something bad, get a bad grade, don’t do the dishes etc. etc. And usually the line they use is “I bought it, i can destroy it”. Like honestly, just stop buying me stuff if you just gonna take em away. WTF!

4. THE CONFUSED

These parents honestly don’t know wtf they want from you. If you’re on your phone too much they say “YOU’RE ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE, GO OUTSIDE AND BE MORE SOCIAL” then when you ask to go hang out with your friends the answer is no. Da hell! -_- These parents should basically be happy that their kids are anti-social and not pregnant, doing drugs, selling drugs etc. etc.

5. THE EDUCATED 

These parents are highly educated and want the same for their child. The only thing they discuss with their child is school and academic activities. They basically don’t give a flying tuck about anything else in their child’s life. Any attempt to make a social conversation always changes to a topic about the child’s grades. 

6. THE CHILL PARENTS

These parents literally try to be their child’s best friend. They know about all the hot gossips in school, they follow all of their child’s friends on social media, they give their child a decent amount of freedom and basically let you do what ever the hell you want because they believe that you’re a good kid and they trust you. Their coolness continues to shock you and you’re friends.