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No no this is lovely!

Discounting the time I drank copper chloride for The Bit because that is not food (both because it was a liquid and not fit for human consumption), I've had a decent number of bad food experiences. Not many that stick out, as I don't take huge risks and I'm also not picky, but texture is huge factor for me with food.

Costco chimichangas have been a big one, which is unfortunate because they're the main thing I take to eat during my lunch break at work. Mostly they're okay, but they sometimes have what I think are peppers inside, and these peppers have the most god awful texture, slimy but also hard and i literally have to stop myself from vomiting when I find one.

Probably going to take a quick break, eat and drink something, and probably be done with this by... tomorrow? Ish? Idk, but damn. I'm really proud that I'm going to finish this. First multi-chapter fic by me that I actually finish. That'll be fun. I'm excited to get this done and out to you. Hope you're having a lovely day.

YES. YES!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YOU WONDERFULLY WICKED PERSON I WAIT WITH BATED BREATH AND MY LITTLE DRAWING TABLET READY

2. What does Ghostface think of the mask? Like, I definitely think he likes the look of Meg in a mask, especially if it's even remotely similar to his own, but I can also see him wanting to see her face and expressions. I could also imagine all other thoughts leaving his brain except for "Yes. Mine." That could also happen. Maybe he finds it adorable? Idk

Aww, that's cute!! And it would make so much sense as to why she just randomly has it. Coupled with the fact that they refuse to admit they're giving it to her a gift because they like her, just being complete shitheads the entire time. Oh, btw, we found this. Yeah, it's some old dumb mask design we never ended up using because it's lame and stupid and childish. Doesn't fit the Legion vibe at all. You can have it, for no reason, it's just that we don't want it, okay? All said while blushing and looking away, basically tossing it at her. Meg has to pretend she totally doesn't see the way they perk up and get excited when they catch her wearing it.

I think he would...hate it honestly lmao. Only if it's the Legion mask!! If it were literally any other mask then man would probably be on his hands and knees, but the fact that it's the one that resembles his not-kids? When he looks at her while she wears it, the only thing he can think about is Legion, and that's really the last thing he wants on his mind while he's trying to unzip her shirt for a locker makeout session--

It does give him a great idea though: if she's interested in playing around with some mask cosmetics (she's not), well, he has plenty of his own masks he'd be happy to let her use! Just imagining her in his red devil mask, her hair down, hands pinned above her head...yeah, he's gone. What better way to really drive home the thought of "Mine." than to see her not only wear something resembling him, but straight up belonging to him?

The advice could be genuinely helpful, absolutely terrible, or somewhere in between. Not sure which is funniest. The training is mostly just the four of them taking turns chasing Meg around, while the three not running are yelling tips at Meg: ranging from survival tips to random facts they know about Ghostface.

What do you think?

GOD BLOB AND I HAVE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT LEGION BEING SO NOSY IN GHOSTFACE/MEG'S RELATIONSHIP

I very much love the idea of them trying to be like "So, you wanna date our not-dad, huh?" when Ghostface first shows interest in her, to which Meg responds "No, actually. I very vehemently and explicitly do not want to date this freak of a man. I never want to be within 300 yards of him again for the rest of my life." But much like Danny, they're not taking her no for an answer, clearly she thinks she's too good for him then and this will not stand.

It's a no-win situation for her anyways. If she tells them she doesn't like him, they think she's being stuck up and how could you not like someone as cool and epic as Ghostface, you should be honored!! If she starts reciprocating for Danny, they tell her she's not good enough and to stay in her lane with the other Survivors. When Legion is alone with Danny, they call him a cringeass old man. Buncha sourpatch kids, honestly. Nosy as all hell because they don't like the idea of having to share Danny's attention (even when most of it is negative attention because they're lil shits) with someone else.

BUT...I think Legion coming around and trying to help out Meg in their own kinda useless, kinda dumb way would be a "sweet" bonding moment between them all. They sort of become a middle man between Danny and Meg since they're so insistent of inserting themselves in their relationship -- They tell Danny about the things Meg says she likes so he can cater to those, and they tell Meg about the things that can make him rant for hours if she ever needs a quick distraction for when she's not in the mood to deal with his antics.

I also think it would be really funny if Legion is much more well behaved and mannered with Meg compared to Danny, not necessarily because they respect her, but because it's hilarious watching him get pissed about it. Ghostface tells them not to do something and they'll look him dead in the eyes while doing it anyways. Meg tells them not to do the same thing 5 minutes later and they're like "yes ma'am, sorry ma'am [puts thing back how they found it]". They're getting along with your girlfriend man, you gotta pick your battles and also understand you're going to lose every single one when pitted against teenagers.

Bonus: Legion only found out they were "dating" because they caught Danny sneaking off between trials to go to the survivor camp and assumed he was cheating the system or something to be the Entity's golden boy. Until they opened the locker and found him making out with Meg. It was extremely awkward. Legion cornered her during the next trial they had together for all the hot gossip.

Thank you! I honestly have no idea what I even want, I just want to vibe I guess but also, literally classes tomorrow lol. I am tired.

As the Crow Flies (They Stall), Canon Drabble, ~2.1K words

Meeting the family always is scary, even under the best of circumstances. Moon and Y/N have a little chat on a roof, again.

Mostly, I want to know how the respective sun and moons from each universe would think of each other! Because the Detectives have a lot to wrap their heads around, between Criptid!sun and moon sharing a body, looking a bit like a hobo, and BEING AN ACTUAL DEAMON THAT EATS HEARTS??????

I have no idea what the Criptid!bois will think of the Detectives. Maybe a comparison of them to their hunter but that's about it. Maybe they'd get a lesson on how animatronics work?

Detectives: *sees Criptid!bois* ??? Who the hell is this??? *pokes with a stick*

Criptid bois: Strange. They share our faces but split among vessels. Not ours to take. Our heart wouldn't like the change.

Heya!

ngl, 'looking a bit like a hobo' got a chuckle out of me.

Oh yeah, the detectives would be horrified if they actually knew what the cryptid boys look like! Aside from that, they both think it's unsettling that it's one animatronic with 'two AI' that looks awfully like them back in their daycare days.

Yigutcuyrfyyfytuyyvjudbhgcthgcucyuvmgmvuychchycghycykvjyvkvuvkhghfgyhcyuvvghrgdthfkv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE TWO VAMPIRES!!!!!!! THE HOLY WATER!!!! THE DESPERATION THAT THE HUNTER HAS TO KEEP SUN AND MOON SAFE!!!!!! SUN AND MOON KEEPING THEIR DISTANCE BECAUSE OF THE HOLY WATER NOT BECAUSE OF THE ARGUMENT BUT THEY FULLY CAN'T JUST LET THEIR HUNTER KNOW THAT!!!!!!

Oh my god, hunter had been put in the old mosuleum while thinking that the last conversation they had with their friend was a disagreement, they think sun and moon possibly died feeling hurt by them. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Your a genius writer and a wonderful storyteller, can't wait for the next chapter!