#theblindxdevil

"You see, that was me, Sister. I suffered willingly. I gave my, uh... sweat and blood and skin without complaint. Because I too believed I was God's soldier. Well, not anymore. I am what I do in the dark now. I bleed only for myself."

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the ultimate relationship tag

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? elektra probably starts it, but matt followsWho threatens to leave but never actually does? elektra for dramatic effect Who actually keeps their word and leaves? matt goes to the office and does angry paperworkWho trashes the house? their toddler?Do either of them get physical? they have in the past, but they try not to now that they’re attempting this normal life thing and are trying to let go of the violence that came with their old nighttime activitiesHow often do they argue/disagree? not as much as they used toWho is the first to apologise? matt. elektra is way too stubborn

Sex:

Who is on top? most of the time it’s elektra. she likes the position and matt doesn’t complainWho is on the bottom? well by default matt is the one underneath herWho has the strangest desires? elektra can get a little kinkyAny kinks? can’t go wrong with a hand around the neck, or something a spank on the assWho’s dominant in bed? both are on the same levelIs head ever in the equation? sure. they’re both happy to give to the otherIf so, who is better at performing it? elektra has always had this amazing ability to know exactly what matthew wants. including when it comes to blowjobsEver had sex in public? semi publicWho moans the most? elektraWho leaves the most marks? elektraWho screams the loudest? neitherWho is the more experienced of the two? bothDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? depends on the moodRough or soft? once again, depends. some days it’s all torn clothes and marks left on the skin. others it’s lazy and loving and gentleHow long do they usually last? sometimes if it’s been a while the whole sex thing can be a lot for matt’s senses and he’ll be quicker than normal. but no matter what, they always finish with both satisfiedIs protection used? most of the timeDoes it ever get boring? noWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? fogwell’s

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? they have a child - tristanIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? they have the one. there’s a possibility he’ll get a little sister at some pointWho is the favorite parent? elektra, he’s such a mama’s boyWho is the authoritative parent? both take turns being the bad guyWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? only when it’s necessaryWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? uncle foggy and aunt karenWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? elektraWho goes to parent teacher interviews? both. matt is more insistent on going thoughWho changes the diapers? both share the jobWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? i would say they take turns, but most of the time elektra makes matt get up and bring him to bed with themWho spends the most time with the children? elektra simply because of work schedulesWho packs their lunch boxes? elektraWho gives their children ‘the talk’? matt (very awkwardly)Who cleans up after the kids? both. elektra a little moreWho worries the most? they worry about different things. matt sweats the small stuff and elektra’s afraid of what the world will do to himWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? elektra. totally

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? neither are huge cuddlers, but when elektra is sick she’s super needyWho is the little spoon? it’s subject to changeWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? elektra, duhWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  probably elektra once againHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? depends on where/when the cuddles are happening/if they’re talkingWho gives the most kisses? kisses are shared equallyWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? even after tristan is born they still like to spar to blow off some steamWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? elektra likes coping a feelHow often do they get time to themselves? it’s harder when there’s a child in the mix

Sleeping:

Who snores? matt. sometimes. very lightlyIf both do, who snores the loudest? neither are loud snorersDo they share a bed or sleep separately? shareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? depends on the night. and half the time they have a kid between themWho talks in their sleep? tristanWhat do they wear to bed? matt has his comfy pants, elektra has her underwear and a tank topAre either of your muses insomniacs? less since having a childCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? noDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? mostly side by side with little touchesWho wakes up with bed hair? matthew and his mini me sonWho wakes up first? matt, followed by tristan and elektra after they sleep in as much as they’re allowedWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? matt doesWhat is their favourite sleeping position? sprawled with limbs probably all over the place, overlappingWho hogs the sheets? elektra if tristan isn’t thereDo they set an alarm each night? if someone needs to be up at a certain timeCan a television be found in their bedroom? nopeWho has nightmares? elektraWho has ridiculous dreams? elektraWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? bothWho makes the bed? matt if elektra manages to make it out of bed before he leaves for workWhat time is bed time? usually a few hours after tristan goes to bed - around midnightAny routines/rituals before bed? getting the munchkin in bed. then they have some time to themselves for wine/dessert/sexWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? tristan and elektra 

Work:

Who is the busiest? busy in different ways. matt has a law firm to run and then a kid to come home to. elektra has tristan most of the time and then juggles some responsibilities from her fathers companyWho rakes in the highest income? elektraAre any of your muses unemployed? noWho takes the most sick days? probably matt but he’s his own boss so it doesn’t count muchWho is more likely to turn up late to work? definitely matt much to foggy’s annoyanceWho sucks up to their boss? they’re their own bossesWhat are their jobs? CEO and lawyer (what a power couple am i right?)Who stresses the most? matt for sureDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? elektra is indifferent, matt likes helping peopleAre your muses financially stable? yes

Home:

Who does the washing? elektraWho takes out the trash? mattWho does the ironing? mattWho does the cooking? mattWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? elektraWho is messier? elektraWho leaves the toilet roll empty? neitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? elektraWho forgets to flush the toilet? neitherWho is the prankster around the house? neitherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? tristan probably had them and lost them somewhere amongst his toysWho mows the lawn? they don’t have a lawnWho answers the telephone? i mean they both have mobiles so...Who does the vacuuming? elektraWho does the groceries? they do it together a lot of the timeWho takes the longest to shower? elektraWho spends the most time in the bathroom? elektra

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