??ツ$# ~melanie
@melaniesmontgomery
send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[text] meLAn ie did oyu know thaat you’re amazing
[text] an d i loooove u
[text] anD FREE DRINkS
send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[text] MELANIE FUCKING ARCENEAUX
[text] DID I READ THAT TEXT CORRECTLY???
[text] you’re getting fucking MARRIED oh my god. oh my god. congratulations oh my god!!!
send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[text] under normal circumstances i wouldn’t do this but i’m a hundred percent sure i left my bra at your place. victoria’s secret doesn’t come cheap buddy.
[text] whoops. not for you.
[text] but if you DO see my bra for some strange reason, lmk?
send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[text] it’s my day off and i just binge watched an entire season of keeping up with the kardashians.
[text] i think i might be brain-dead.
