#the-parentheticals

this ends up backfiring somehow but i'm not sure how

deadass, no

10: answered!

31: how much they swear

from most to least

anti is first! are you surprised. the man cusses with every other word. when he was first learning bsl some of the first signs he learned were just swears and other various obscenities because he is a fucking child

henrik is a very close follow up. can swear in not one but TWO languages although working as a doctor means he can't swear all the time

marvin is ALSO very close follow up! he's terrible but he works with kids so he swears a lot less when he's working

jackie. favourite swear is simply "fuck."

dapper. he would only cusses when he really wants to and it's usually at anti when he thinks he's not looking

chase! has two kids so he's learned not to swear quite as much, although when he gets upset or drunk he starts swearing a lot more

32: how many unread emails they have

from most to least

jackie. has never read an email in his life apart from his animal crossing verification code

chase. same as jackie. he's too lazy to read emails so he just deletes most of em without reading

marvin. only reads the ones that look interesting or are from someone he knows honestly

henrik. reads a bunch of emails from work colleagues and stuff and usually goes through all his emails in one sitting

anti. the man lives in the internet, he's read all his own emails and his neighbour's emails and the local shopkeeper's emails and yeAH he's terrible someone stop him. to be fair he doesn't reallllly do it intentionally he just kind of absorbs information like a fuckin technology sponge