#the spludge

Aster knows exactly who that was

Fictional characters (various media) and if I think they'd be friends with The Spludge

Trash Hunter: obvious. Togethar forevar. Made for each other. (At least The Spludge was made for Trash Hunter)

Aster: There's definitely some things they wouldn't quite agree upon but The Spludge wants Aster to like them as a friend and I think they succeeded

Gene from Bob's Burgers: They would be a bit annoyed with each other at first, I do NOT think Gene would be good at not messing with The Spludge's stuff, but eventually Gene would learn to just ask first and he'd get pretty much free reign so long as he doesn't break stuff on purpose, and The Spludge would LOVE if he made those annoying sounds everyone else hates. Gene would start hitting The Spludge's pipes with spoons and they would fucking LOVE IT

Tina from Bob's Burgers: The Spludge would consider her a friend and be so happy about how polite she is, Tina would be terrified of them and not really consider them a friend. She'd maybe just... Be a bit unsure how to feel

Louise Bob's Burger to finish the trio: Louise would be like "Listen. I don't like you, you don't like me, I'm just here for Gene, okay? So let's just pretend to tolerate each other and never meet again, okay?" after The Spludge got angry at her for touching their stuff. The Spludge would agree to this. If The Spludge were in Bob's Burgers they would have a second appearance in the show where they and Louise would bond over geese. The Spludge would let her pull pranks on humans that broke The Spludge's rules. They would be friends after that.

Laios dunmeshi: Laios would consider them friends! He finds The Spludge really intriguing, and is very careful to respect their rules! The Spludge is scared of Laios. He made an comment on wondering how The Spludge tasted, and The Spludge was on edge after that. The Spludge does not want to see Laios again, but they're super polite to him out of pure fucking fear.

Nepeta Homestuck: They would be bestys. I rest my case

And then idk and idc how they would act with each other irl but if The Spludge had videogames and youtube:

Sun FNaF:SB : The Spludge would fucking LOOOOOVE him. Not Moon though but Sun. Like this would be one of their most favorite blorbos. Comfort character to the MA X! Up until the VR game came out, to which The Spludge would get to Sun's painting minigame, and Sun would shred their fucking creation. They got so upset and angry they just fucking melted into a puddle of paint, seeped through their floorboards into another room and cried and destroyed some of their things. They never fucking touched neither FNaF:SB or the VR game again. (This is a lie. They tried exactly once and wound up destroying their PC mouse.)

[Setting: A world where The Spludge and Trash Hunter are at least partially human, spotify is a thing, they have phones, and The Spludge and Trash Hunter are together ofc]

The Spludge: *is crying*

Trash Hunter: Oh no why are you crying :(

The Spludge: *shows them nom nom nom nom nom nom nom by Parry Gripp*

Aster!! Emergency!

The goose gave The Spludge this...

*They show off a sunflower, picked from nearby in Aster's field*

The Spludge needs help taking care of it. They CANNOT let this one wilt. The Spludge will give Aster anything, ANYTHING! So long as Aster can help The Spludge keep the sunflower alive!!

@the-spludge

*Aster takes one look and immediately hobbles over to the small alcove, picking a vase and some flower food* here.. if the Spludge puts the flower in the vase with some water..just enough so about a quarter of the stem is submerged..that will do. Oh and this pouch is flower food, if the Spludge puts that in the water the sunflower should survive *Aster gives them more pouches of flower food* Incase the Spludge has any more :>

Slime:)

*The Spludge visibly cringes- they scrunch up, they stick their tongue out and a red beads of paint form in their eyes.*

*Aster rummages around in their pockets and pulls out several small windchimes and a larger raindrum* Aster thinks the Spludge would like these, very tinkly. ^^

@aster-spring-fell

Hello Aster!!

*The Spludge waves at Aster, their arms swaying droopily as they do.*

Ohhh yes yes! The Spludge has seen the goose! The Spludge likes geese!!

*The Spludge smiles wide and stomps their feet, then they stare intensely at the wind chimes and raindrum*

Ohhhh!!!! Oh wow! Hold on, The Spludge knows exactly what to give Aster in return!

*They disappear for a moment, before returning with a few things. An aster in a flower pot. The flower pot is lilac, with a few thick splatters of green and gold paint. They definitely decorated it themselves. The aster is doing.... Not great! It's still alive, but The Spludge got a lot of paint in the poor flower's soil. It can still be saved. They also give Aster a long necklace, it has a gold chain with the occasional bead. Half the beads are small round gold beads, the other half are purple glass flower beads. Lastly, a drawing of a cactus with a big blossoming flower. A human probably traded this to them...*

Tadaaaa!~