#the lad...

HUHUHHUHU,, yes,,,

ok so basically! oregano lives with paprika in a society where the more eyes/mouths you got=the more higher you were in the social hierarchy. there are two current rulers, sun and ice (because hell yeah) and theyve got cloaks that cover their faces (minus their mouths) but everyone speculates that theyve got like,, a bajillion eyes or somethin so they’re rlly powerful. 

ANYWAYS someone gets a bad case of da rabies and breaks into oregano’s home while paprika’s out buying stuffs and he gotta... do a stabby stab and kill her in self defense OOPS. oh well. the authorities chase after him, he gets put in court but don’t get much of a say especially paprika goes and sees her baby and is like >:0 you murdered?? out with you!!! so he gets sent to what is basically another pocket dimension (did i mention there’s magic? yeah theres magic) and he gets into a scuffle the minute he gets in. he does another whoopsy and stabs another bro so now he’s dead. oregano goes guess this is my life now and slowly starts to make himself know in the hell sanctuary. he gets older and takes over as a sort of king but like not really but!! he does get a bunch of soldiers and like,, a sort of offering thing going on?? basically a parade to a small pool of water where you gotta drop off a gift to live but someone dont bring it and!!! he says yo thats not epic and sends his guards on her and she is also dead now :(. someone in da line sees it (their name is Migraine and theyve got an arrow in their head cause also that pocket dimension is also where criminals that have died go) and they freak and run away. oregano decides hm i can use them in battle and so he finds them and recruits them into his epic army.