#the fun posts

like i really really do think he's gross and disgusting and awful but like

i'm still having a stupid crush on him somehow?? but i wouldn't even go near him???

plus 1809 ain't a good place for women/nb/non-men so i try to stick to the dream that started this shit in the first place

where i'm either an orphan that eventually made a life for myself or the daughter of an aristocrat, but either way i'm also secretly this black-clad androgynous sword-wielding hero called blackhat or something that's beloved by cheesebridge and always seeking to do the right thing and snatcher hates that persona bc he hates justice and shit, but we both know about each others' identities (madame frou frou, jesus i caught that immediately when i first watched boxtrolls), and i was trying to help the boxtrolls and he had essentially blackmailed me into making a deal with him that if i couldn't help the boxtrolls i'd have to marry him bc i'm rich and shit and i lost and we got married but like it wasn't even bad at all, like i actually wasn't unhappy in the end even tho i didn't like it at first

if I'm with maxie we only have like 2 maybe 3 kids at the most, with this I imagine archie got with matt and shelly with tabitha

but with archie we end up with like 10 kids to the point where everyone makes jokes at first with like 4 kids and by 6 they semi-jokingly start asking if we even know what a condom is and by 7 if archie's trying to start a new team aqua and they start actually sending some bc they don't know if it's actually a joke or if archie just wants a huge-ass family, with this one maxie got with tabitha and shelly with courtney

>Has dream involving Snatcher