Apr 8, 2022
Pictured: the flatypus, crying cuz he dropped his mint (left), the flatypus, relieved to have its mint back (right)
So thin they cannot move, the flatypus relies on the kindness of strangers to put unrolled fruit rollups, or singular peppermints, into its mouth to sustain it. Due to having completely collapsed organs, and burning like 2 calories daily, this small contribution can keep it well fed and as healthy as this miserable beast could be for months. However, should it not receive the charity of passerby, the flatypus will slowly wither and die.
