Aug 24, 2025
Note to self: give reverse!Lucifer a codename so we don't end up with three Samaels and two Metatrons.
Helel Dawnbringer? Is that anything?
*slaps another post-it note over a crack in the universe*
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Note to self: give reverse!Lucifer a codename so we don't end up with three Samaels and two Metatrons.
Helel Dawnbringer? Is that anything?
*slaps another post-it note over a crack in the universe*
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I should make my mind up about this quickly, so, here.
My universe's very first Fallen Angel - who in Aziraphale-and-Crowley's universe was known as Shemziel, then Enoch, then the Metatron, now Enoch again - will be known in my universe as Mephistopheles, and have the job title of Satan/the Devil/the Adversary, King of the Bottomless Pit, Lord of Darkness, etc.
Considering this Enoch broke The Almighty God apart and tried to replace her, I feel like this is quite fitting.
And, yes, Lucifer Morningstar, however, will be my Metatron/Presidential Spokesman. To keep things fair, the boredom he's getting in Heaven will almost be as bad as the torment Satan is facing in Hell.
You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.