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Veldora wants what Diablo has. Having his opinions respected and getting sent out to do epic deeds that affect the balance of global politics?? #the good old days
Diablo wants what Ranga has. Traveling around in Rimuru's shadow 24/7 and only coming out to carry him around or attack his haters?? AND being told he's a good boy? #the dream
Ranga is living his best life.
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The Tensura light novels really are something else lmaooooo.
Benimaru, upon seeing the newly evolved Lord Raphael: Oh cool, Lord Rimuru has evolved and is a little bigger. Damn, still got nothing on the crotch, what a shame. He's really cute though. 🥰 Okay goodnight! 💤
Receipts:
I was in the middle of making a different Diablo comic when the new episode dropped and forced me to make a completely different comic lmao:
(cross-posted on my bsky!)
Moodboard for having a ⚠️ purely intellectual ⚠️ Slime Obsession
Tempest was the kingdom of monsters, which is scary enough, but now it's the kingdom of monsters with guns.
Imagine trying to convince people that the hobgoblins and orcs with guns are literally nice lmaooo.
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Phobio: Hey man, thank you so much for helping me out against those damn clowns. We didn't win, but I definitely would've been killed if you weren't here.
Geld: Not a problem, Sir Phobio. It was an honor to fight alongside you against a common enemy. And excellent work in keeping them talking, this is going to be very useful for Lord Rimuru's talks at Walpurgis shortly.
Phobio: ...huh?
Geld: Yes, I'll be sending the crystal ball recording to Lord Rimuru now via my Stomach. This is perfect evidence of the demon lord Clayman's crimes.
Phobio: You had that plan in mind from the beginning?? Wow, Tempestians are really something else...
Geld: I have learned much in my time here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm receiving a request from Sir Soei. He could use some support in emptying out Clayman's coffers, and moving a few tons of gold would be a simple task for me.
Phobio: Huh?? What?? They're already done storming his castle??
Geld: Yes, and it sounds like they've acquired a legion of undead as well.
Phobio: Um. Wow. Haha. Okay.
Geld: Farewell, Sir Phobio. We shall see each other again soon at the victory banquet that will surely follow. *teleports away*
Phobio: ...It was a really good thing, a REALLY good thing, that Lord Carillon signed that non-aggression pact with Tempest, huh? He'd better keep it up after we rescue him...
I want to see the scene, post Azure Sea, where King Gazel finds out that Rimuru went on vacation with all of his top brass and all of his strongest allies (leaving his country basically defenseless) to an island far far away that regularly sees nuclear strikes flying overhead.
And what's worse........ King Gazel didn't even get to join in on Hakuro's fishing trip..... 😭💔
So Shuna spends all day cooking, weaving, and tailoring, Shion is escorting Rimuru, trying to cook, or training Team Reborn, Soei is doing the work of 6 spies simultaneously 24/7, Hakuro is teaching/bullying the troops, and Kurobe is always at the forge making epic shit with his dwarf husband.
What does Benimaru do whenever he's not commanding the troops??? He went on 2 state trips (probably ~1 month combined) and he's in charge when Rimuru's out of office but literally what does he do the rest of the time...
Least diligent Tempest employee of the year. He needs to start pulling his weight!!
