#the carpets

I miss blockbuster

Americans are uncivilized proof is that they wear their shoes inside the house like what kind of monster

My mom doesn't like the whole "feeding rodents to snakes" thing (is grossed out by bags of frozen feeders and etc) and I've been teaching her this crochet pattern she really wanted to try.. So she told me she was having problems with it, so I said I would help her in a second, as I was busy taking out some r.ats to thaw at that moment... She decides she doesn't want to wait so she comes over to the stove and is showing me where she thinks she went wrong as I'm sitting there trying with extreme futility to pry large r.ats from each other as their tails were tangled.... It was so awkward and I was like just a sec mom pls I have to wash my hands and she looks down and is like, "what's with the fetus ones you feed fetuses to your snakes?" Mom they're not fetuses they're newborns..... It was a pretty uncomfortable 10 minutes

superbowling - that's something i could get behind