#thatturtleleon asks

So to make an ask, of the Transformer bots you like. Who'd you place in the Butch-Femme, Big-Small, Muscular-Noodly categories?

I feel like Starscream would be kinda Tall Noodly... Femme. Skywarp and Thundercracker would be similar, though I think Cracker a bit more Muscular leaning since he, or well she here, is like a martial arts fanatic in some of her appearances.

omg shooting the lesbian beam at everyone

i can totally see Starscream being a tall femme, maybe even hyper femme? bc i mean LOOK at those heels

I see Breakdown and Knockout being butchfemme too (breakdown being the butch and knockout being the femme, but both of them being pretty muscular, breakdown is still built a bit bigger tho if that makes sense)

and for Optiratch i loveeee the idea of them both being butches, I think both would also be muscular, but since Ratchet isn't out in the field as much i feel like her muscles wouldnt be as defined (softer? is that the word? idk)

Some of the fandom have come up with a couple of Cybertronian-themed illnesses for fics.

Cyber Cold- Basically a common cold with sneezing, coughing, and a fever.

Firewall Flu- Basically the flu with not only the symptoms of a Cyber Cold, but add purging (what we call Cybertronian vomiting)

Cyber Allergies- Basically a Cybertronian having an allergic reaction to either a Cybertronian element (rust, copper, etc.) or an organic element (biggest example being Earthspark!Optimus with his allergy to pine scented things which could also include pine trees)

yes!!

i always thought of her as a more dominant femme, not even in a sexual type of way, but just in general. like she speaks clearly, directly, walks with purpose, not shy, that kind of vibe yk? she also looks very put together

Though obviously Bulkheads very friendly and with the lesbian beam could be called almost like the maternal big sister type of her group always helping the littles. And Hound also likes the weak and meek trying to protect them and at times has even been quite reserved & pensive, internally wishing to leave the war and just live a chill almost like pacifist life.

Plus the contrast of the two Autobots bbw Greens with one the Femme and the other the Butch is great in my mind. Who do you think it should be?

hmmm see i agree with both of them being pretty butch, HOWEVER, i also like the idea of femme Bulkhead if it were to be one of them, and thats so cute i love the idea of her being a big sister type, she totally would

Ty for the ask!

My Jack analysis is mainly an organized ramble about his character and dynamics! He's one of my fav humans in the entire transformers franchise :)

It'll include:

His personality traits

Relationship dynamics (His mom, the bots, sierra, friends, etc.)

Why I think he's a really good character

Character development

Eeee im so glad u asked!