#thatssosmoothsteven

"Oh my God." She mutters, desperately trying to stuff herself into the third of a larger size bra that was already too small for her. "I can't afford to keep buying these things at this rate. We're going to have to get food stamps to make up for it." Finally succeeding in clasping it, she grabs her shirts and shrugs her way into it. Struggling to button over her expanded bust as well as her expanding waist. "I'm never having sex with you again."

"If they stay asleep for a while." She says with a sigh, setting the baby monitor on the table before sitting down and crossing her arms over the tabletop, laying her cheek against them. "Today went by so fast."

[text] you worry about 5-0.

"You'd better not let anyone else dry you off, buster."

She sets the plate aside and rolls a little to lean over him, kissing him softly. "What's this about, hmm? You fantasizing about watching me go down on another girl?" She pauses, laughing a little. "Or another guy?"

He stands as tall as he can, crossing his arms over his chest. “Well, I’m not going anywhere, so you might as well tell me where I can find my brother.”

"Go ahead… enjoy it!" He says with a forced smile, motioning for Steve to take the pizza.