Apr 28, 2024
(at winetasting)
VA: Cheers, everyone!
Jeff: Happy Sunday!
VA: it's Saturday
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(at winetasting)
VA: Cheers, everyone!
Jeff: Happy Sunday!
VA: it's Saturday
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Jeff: I'm one of a kind!
VA: You have a twin
Real life.
[VA walks in on Jeff lying down]
VA: Hi, are you done with work today?
Jeff: Ya
VA: want to take a walk?
Jeff: No, I'm laying down right now
VA: After you're done laying down, we have to look at some houses
Jeff: Okay. Bye-bye. [rolls over to look the other way]
Boy Band Trivia
Jeff: want to walk outside?
VA: no, it's like 98 degrees
Jeff: but you love that band!
(Silence)
VA: Name ONE song by 98 degrees and I'll go outside
Jeff: you know.. that one that goes... 🎵 Show me the purpose of being something 🎶....
VA: first of all, that song goes 🎵 show me the MEANING of being LONELY🎶... Secondly, that song is by the Backstreet Boys
Grey's Anatomy = Life
V: Do you know Dr. Bailey?
J: Like from Grey's Anatomy?
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Why you shouldn't vote
VA: [Receives mail that has a jury summons for Jeff. Sends a photo of this piece of mail to Jeff]
Jeff: Oh no. I shouldn't have voted
VA: Lol
Jeff is a bad American
VA: No plague can stop Jeff from getting this car [sends photo of Jeff and Tesla]
BB: He bought a Tesla?? How much?
BB: You guys are on lockdown now in California!!!
BB: Buying a Tesla is not an essential need!
BB: Misleading article headline. But the whole state is in Shelter in Place. That is not an essential need / purchase!
VA: Yes, a Tesla is not an essential need, but he wanted it, so we bought it. It was like 65k.
Mom: Violating the state law n endangering the fellow citizens. Not a good American!
VA: I will be sure to tell him
VA: You should also stay home from the hospital, Mom. You are old and at risk!
Mom: I am good citizen to help when in need
To me, power bars are like cookies. I eat cookies sometimes, but not all the time.
Jeff B., 6/4/2019