hey dani!! i'm curious about your campaign and i know nothing about it alsjhslkdfj i love hearing campaign stories, but i don't have a ton of time. do you have any links to your favorite stories that've happened? (thank you!!)
Gah! Sorry it took me so long to answer this, ya girl has been so swamped with schoolwork. But I got a couple for ya, actually!! Here’s a previous ask I had with a couple of older funny moments i’ve had before with my players.
As for our most recent session, we had a few… interesting moments
Our session started off with our dragonborn bard getting the absolute SHIT beaten out of her by her half orc former mentor who is very pissed that she abandoned the rebellion she led a few years ago. The entire party was pretty much just like:
When the half orc mentor first sees our dragonborn bard, he tries to charge her and basically everyone dodges out of the way except our very dexterous drow rogue and she literally goes flying into the air. I took her mini and just made her… soar into the air LOL.
When things calm down, the mentor tells our dragonborn bard what’s been going on since she left her home city and mentions an organization called the Crimson Inquisition who is pretty much terrorizing the city.
Our OTHER BARD…. is LTIERALLY A MEMBER OF THAT ORGANIZATION and almost fucking OUTS himself to this 9ft 600lb. half orc man and gets his ass beat…. but i give him ONE chance to take it back LOL which he does
He literally covers up the symbols on his armor by doing the “im gonna fold my arms to make myself look like i have bigger muscles” thing
Eventually we move on and I throw some bandits at my players…. who are disguised as Lords’ Alliance members taking gold at a road toll.Â
The fucking REFUSED to see through the their shit and tried to literally just walk right through the toll and got their dumb asses attacked LOL.
Our drow rogue reveals she has a secret identity as a man with a belt that sort of glamours her.
Everyone proceeds to hit on her’s persona…. even the fucking LESBIANS.
Drow rogue’s girlfriend: “ALRIGHT. EVERYONE BACK OFF”
They make camp at some point and I have a beautiful scene of Lunar Moths glowing in the night time all around them as a nice, calming scene. And you know what our half elf warlock fucking does? SHE SAYS SHE TURNS INTO A BUTTERFLY (with her polymorph ring that can ONLY turn her into a butterfly) TO FUCK THE MOTHS. I ask her if she’s serious and she says no.
Little did they know, the moths were actually pixies if they’d looked closely enough or tried to attack (or i guess molest) them.
fINALLY, they reach the intro to our next arc– Nightingale– in which a close friend of our drow rogue and tiefling cleric’s is about to be executed by hanging. They have limited time to save her.
Drow rogue (who’s an arcane trickster archetype) casts darkness on the whole gallows stage, confusing the guards about to execute their friend. Which was a smart idea! BUT…
To distract the crowd, our tiefling bard literally PUNCHES a civilian and starts a riot with the help of our half elf warlock.
Then comes my plot twist… I LITERALLY HAVE SOMEONE POSING AS SYNDRA’S PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED MALE PERSONA AND START TERRORIZING THE TOWN.
She is utterly and completely offended and is literally screaming the entire time.
At some point, the Aurra tries to distract the guards by saying that the imposter literally just…. went the opposite direction. She rolled like a 27… so 3 of them quite literally got up and believed her and left the initiative.
Eventually, everyone escapes– including the friend they saved.
Said friend is pissed.
She punches our drow rogue in the face
And that’s where last session sort of ended? LOL. Again, it was a fairly serious session (despite all… that). So there was really a whole lot of good funny moments to share. But definitely some good plot twists, i’ll say that much lol.
