Nails ! Mini comic with cashier girl, coat guy, parentless teen, and little girl !! (ten pages)
If the devs ever decide to do fan service I would love to see these four interact .. or really any of the characters interact with each otherrr!!! Would be cool
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Broke: Zelda doesn't use normal weapons because she's a dainty girl and girls don't get to be violent.
Woke: Zelda doesn't use normal weapons because she craves violence and seeing the fear in her enemies' eyes right before she smashes their faces in with rocks, tables, and other random mundane objects is way more fun.
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this was supposed to be an ask but got way too long so it's headcanons now!!! enjoy babeses!!! also disclaimer I DO NOT know much about tattoos. As always I try my best to do research but PLEASE take what I say with a grain of salt and feel free to leave feedback if I get something wrong but I beg of thee milord to be nice I have double cancer placements in my birth chart and I am sensitive :')
OH HELL YES HELL YES!!!!!! I know you didnât ask but first and foremost, I FIRMLY believe that Jack (and his band) sound a LOT like Stone Sourâs earlier work (from what Iâve heard so far I found them while looking for a voice claim lol. Also if anyone has any bands that they think would work as voice/music claims for Jack Mercer and his band hit me UPPPPP!!!!) Specifically the song come what(ever) may, it gives me hella Jack vibes.
Okay, Iâll drop the updated (and color coded!!) tattoo tour, then go into detail with headcanons for each one, plus other tats I think heâd get at the end.Â
(disclaimer: there are so many layers in the mdp file I made the og tour on and I, a silly goose, did not label them. I grouped them by placement, and since have figured out what ALL, yes ALL, of his tats are. Iâve color coded them for additional clarity)
Starting off at the top with his chest, we have the japanese kanji for âwaâ
I think this is really REALLY telling about his personality
Also I think itâs fucking adorable that he got it on the opposite side of his chest from where his heart is
Like your heart symbolizes desire and and love and emotional intuition and stuff
So getting a kanji on the opposite side that means peace and unity and harmony reads to me like he was almost balancing it out in a way??
Like your heart is on the inside for yourself, and wa is on the outside and is a representation of connections with other people and your community and humanity at large yk
Just my take but that one definitely reads as something thatâs very deeply meaningful to him and a HUGE part of his life philosophyÂ
Next up, the bigass crosses on his shoulders
You can see it better in other scenes than here but theyâre mirrored/matching images both in design and placement
I feel like these are mostly for the aesthetic
Like when he was a kid and he would picture âcool rockstar with tattoosâ it was always two big gothic crosses on the shoulders and a tattoo of the bandâs name or logo and then some other stuff on the arms
Itâs one of those things where no matter how much music he writes and how many shows he does with his band, when he catches a glimpse of those particular tattoos by accident THATâS always what makes him feel like hell YEAH Iâm a rockstar!!!!!
Inside of his wrists: previously unidentified scale-like lettering (now identified as his initials, J M)
Okay, it seems to be a stylized sans serif font of J on his right wrist and M on his left (looking at him we see J on OUR left and M on OUR right. Probably obvious but as a dyslexic bitch itâs always beneficial for me to be very clear about left/right orientation like that)
Hereâs where it gets really cute to me
So we read english from left to right. The letters are pointing toward his hands, which means when he holds out his wrists to show them off, theyâre oriented for someone ELSE to read (theyâd be on the opposite wrist if he wanted them oriented for him to read)
BUT BECAUSE OF THE PLACEMENT OTHER PEOPLE WILL READ IT AS M J. HE GOT SOMETHING ABOUT THE PLACEMENT OR ORIENTATION BACKWARDS/MIXED UP. WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING CUTE.
Itâs the type of thing Bobby teases him about but Jack will SO FUCKING double down that he ABSOLUTELY did it on purpose and Bobby just doesnât get it, man
Heâs lowkey a little embarrassed even though he has to admit itâs kind of funny
Will die from multiple gunshot wounds before he admits that it was a mistake (youngest sibling core)
âSparesâ on right forearm
On his right forearm is the word âsparesâ in HUGE lowercase celtic font lettering
This is interesting because itâs very visible and stylized pretty deliberately (we see american traditional and japanese traditional influences in the styles he picks, and a little pinch of gothic influence, this is the only one that seems to have a visible celtic influence)
I am loud and proud about my headcanon for this, which is that âsparesâ is the name of his band
And thatâs how their logo is stylized, all lowercase in a somewhat celtic calligraphy fontÂ
I actually found a free font thatâs virtually identical for any of my fan artists and Jack bitches out there (paulâs celtic font 1 from dafont, pictured below*)
(disclaimer that I did use the in program text settings to make it bold bc I think thatâs the cherry on top, preview of what it looks like normally)
Additionally, I also think itâd be really cute if there are three other guys in his band because heâs subconsciously recreating the formula that âworkedâ with his family. His magic number is âme + three other dudesâ and IT FUCKING WORKS EVERY TIME
Also I get the feeling that the number and lineup of guys in Spares has changed a little over time. Like theyâll lose a member, someone will get swapped out because of creative differences or drugs or burnout or something, one or two other people join temporarily and one ends up sticking around for longer, that sort of thing
But the consistency in Spares IS Jack
He is absolutely the heart and soul of the band
I also firmly believe that heâs wanted a tattoo of his bandâs name for YEARS but made a promise to himself that he wouldnât get it until they reached a point where they couldnât really change their name before he got it
Like once theyâve cut an album and a couple EPs, survived their first shitty tour of the east coast playing underground shows, once theyâre advertised and KNOWN as Spares and canât change their name without a marketing/rebranding nightmare, THATâS when heâll get it
Also, sidebar: you know how people say âovernight success takes yearsâ??? Like people who have blown up seemingly out of nowhere have been working towards that for years and years??? THATâS SPARES. Theyâve been doing underground shows in New York and New Jersey and Philly, theyâve recorded a TON of demos and a couple EPs of questionable quality, they have like two albums written but Jack is holding out on recording them because he wants to do it right
And because we ALL know he 100% lives and is totally and completely fine and healthy, after he recovers from the NONFATAL âI got shot multiple timesâ incident, itâs actually the media attention of Sweetâs death and/or arrest (everything post snowball fight is up to interpretation imo, because we do NOT accept that ending as canon) and Fowlerâs arrest that leads to Spares finally starting to get recognizedÂ
Jack recovers and after spending pretty much the whole time he was in the hospital overflowing with ideas and inspiration, he gets back to new york with like two or three albums worth of AMAZING songs
An surprise surprise, their down on his luck manager thatâs been scrambling to get them any gig possible is now OVERWHELMED with venues desperate to book them
They have record labels reaching out and getting into BIDDING WARS over them
His bandmates were worried sick when they heard heâd been shot and as soon as Jack gets back to New York and finds out about all the publicity they got from this, heâs like âman, maybe I should get shot up more oftenâ
Theyâre like âJACK THATâS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!â even though theyâre trying and failing not to laugh. Itâs actually very comforting to see that heâs joking about it. He also jokes that now that heâs got bullet wounds heâll look even more badass to girls. Tattoos, 6â3 guitarist, deep voice sweet smile, AND bullet scars that have a more and more dramatic story every time he tells it???? Who WOULDNâT fall in love????!?!?!!
I could go on but Iâll leave that there and move onto the next tat
Next up, the flaming heart on his right bicep (aka one of my favorites)
Itâs incredibly blurry but I PROMISE you it does in fact read Evelyn
WHOâS CUTTING UP ONIONS???????????
I have a whole story about how he got this tattoo, but thatâs a story for another time (it has to do with Bobby being a very fun very cool older brother who makes very questionable decisions at time. Iâm not elaborating at this moment but will in a later post.)
This was his first tattoo, which in his mind his first tattoo MUST be an homage, thank you, and tribute to his mom Evelyn
Jack, a tried and true and shamelessly loyal mamaâs boy, showing up to high school the next day when someoneâs like âwait did you get a tattoo of your MOMâS name????â: Duh. like DUH!!!! DUHHHHHH!!!!!
Skull and pointy things, inside of his right forearm
 Not positive what the things on the side are supposed to be
It kind of looks like a pelvis/hip bones to me, but itâs probably just jagged pointy banners/framing
Also part of the aesthetic/rockstar vibe he lives and breathes
Skull tattoo is scribbled in marker on a list of things you need to be a rockstar somewhere in his old stuff from when he was kid
Back of left bicep, sleepy beer belly man
 At a loss for words with this one honestly
Sleepy beer belly man lives rent free in my head. I have so many questions and fear I will never get an answer
This could be a lot of things
An inside joke, a rare drunk tattoo, an in universe thing, some sort of reference I am fully out of the loop on
I have no idea!
I think sleepy beer belly man is the bees knees. I giggle whenever I catch a glimpse of that goofy little guy
If you or anyone you know has ANY. AND I MEAN ANY INSIGHT on what sleepy beer belly man is or might be, I BEG THEE MILORD. PLEASE GRACE ME WITH THINE WISDOM.
Bonus: tattoos I think heâd get later on
Two doves/birds carrying a banner over a heart. The banner contains your name, and is one of his very very few color tattoos
Your lipstick mark on his neck with your initial (outline or black and white, possibly solid black). Jack might not bring you up all the time (he prefers to let his crowbar and hands do the talking) but he might as well be walking around with a neon t shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY GF/BF/BOO THANG PLEASEEEEE ASK ME ABOUT MY SHAWTY BAE!!!!!!!!! He LOVES any excuse to talk about you and brag about you, and he LOVES having a very visible very permanent indicator that his heart actually lives outside of his ribcage and in your pretty pretty hands. Also itâs a little immature/petty of him but he LOVES the moment when groupies realize heâs not into them because heâs exclusively into you. Internally heâs like âyeah, itâs not your fault theyâre so perfect and no one can hold a candle to them. But theyâre so perfect and no one can hold a candle to them.â itâs like a reward.
More of your kisses SCANDALOUSLY low on his hips lol. Probably either just the one next to his happy trail, or one on either side (we know this boy loves symmetry lmao). Also a bit of a bragging right/excuse to talk about you and how much he loves you.
Five stars on his hand where your fingers sit when you hold his hand :â)
A thin red line around his thumb. He doesnât explain this one and it takes you forever to realize the meaning behind it (red string of fate)
A small four leaf clover next to/around/over all his bullet scars. Luck for surviving, and more importantly, an homage to the bond between him and his brothers which is really where that luck came from. Iâm going to go sob and throw up now.
A cat and banner that reads 8 lives (not 9, 8. Itâs giving âI think that god is gonna have to kill me twice, kill me twice like my name was Nikki Sixxâ from young and menace by fob. Itâs actually very fitting for him tbh.) Itâs also a larger reminder that he survived a whole lot of bullshit and will continue to do so, and also sort of a bragging right lol