🚬 : what vice do they justify the most?
🍺 : do they drink to socialize, numb, or celebrate?
💊 : what's their relationship with substances, past or present?
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🚬 : what vice do they justify the most?
probably the frenetic orgy of self pity he's marinated in since he's developed a consciousness. vices you indulge in all end up kind of morally neutral to him so he doesnt really feel the need to justify why he smokes a pack of cigarettes every other day or watches tasteless porn or whatever. and regarding his behavior, he doesnt really justify any of it, either - he is fully aware of his personality shortcomings, that being rude is a conscious choice he's made for the worse and he shouldn't act or speak the way he does. but feeling bad for himself is the #1 vice he loves to indulge in and will always justify as something he deserves more than anyone else on planet earth. he doesnt care what you've been through, his suffering is more "real" and "complex" and you could never understand the depths of how much existence pains him, therefore you're irrelevant and only he's allowed to pity himself. you're just a delusional pathetic chud who couldn't handle life and he is gods martyr.
🍺 : do they drink to socialize, numb, or celebrate?
mostly a social drinker, but because he isn't a social person, it means he hardly drinks at all. he likes his mind sharp so hes never really cared for alcohol. but he'll have a glass of wine if his fiance insists, or he'll drink a beer if he feels emasculated by his boss at a work event
💊 : what's their relationship with substances, past or present?
cigarettes are his best friend in the world because he lives in a perpetual state of agitation. in desperation or urgency he will hit his fiance's stupid ass blueberry pie flower explosion cutie wootie flavored vape but otherwise considers vaping for babies. harold is not that into alcohol - he'll drink it sometimes, but he probably wouldn't drink it alone. as for other drugs, he'd likely avoid them. he already has a hard enough time keeping it together when hes completely sober, being high on something like shrooms might make him just finally decide to really pull the trigger, weed makes him too paranoid, etc. he is astonishingly substance free